Congress

(prop n.) 1. A barrel of monkeys randomatically set loose in government office periodically. Through their collective decisive power, the United States of America was formed.

"Hey, it's almost time for the new Congress election!" "Better go buy some more monkeys."

by Razukin December 1, 2002

Congress

antonym of progress

nah theyr good ppl :)

by hctz October 22, 2003

congress

"A Republican stands up and yells,

'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA'

a Democrat then stands up and says,

'AND I CANT MAKE IT EVEN SHITTIER!!!' "

- Lewis Black

session in congress

Republican: "I vote we take our dicks out of these pencil sharpeners and do something."

Democrat: "COMMUNIST!"

by william l. August 30, 2006

Congress

A perfectly flawless system of government regulation that consists of only the greatest minds ever to walk this planet.

See also sarcasm.

"Congress rules!" exclaimed the anarchist-who-rebelled-against-anarchy.

by Seph Hexen April 12, 2005

congress

really dont have any power. just created to create the illusion that ppl have a say in the government.

Executive Branch Military and Corporations run every country not only USA

by Dong Woo November 12, 2004

congress

The opposite of progress; being idle or moving backwards, toward a less developed state.

Thanks to our politicians, we have had mostly congress on ending global warming; there has been little progress.

by smjgJsbjgsm November 3, 2018

congress

the oposite of progress

pro is the opposite of con

by Pogglemort January 4, 2005