Coitusing

Coitusing is a sneaky way to say fucking using the Latin base instead of English. Coitusing was devised for use by 'The Big Bang Theory' television show.

Coitus {Latin}: (n.) 'Sexual union between a male and a female involving insertion of the penis into the vagina.' ie. Sexual intercourse or Fuck

Sheldon (to Penny): "It was a lot of work to accommodate you in my life. I'd hate to think that effort to be in vain."

Penny: "You're just coitusing with me, aren't you?"

by Miq2u December 9, 2012

Cotiti

Another way to call your love one, instead of honey, sweetie..

- Cotiti how you doing?
- Awe Cotiti I love you

by Shawtieshawty June 5, 2013

Coitastrophe

Catastrophic coitus. Aka terrible sex. When the P and the V just don't seem to sync correctly.

How was your date with Brian?

It was fine until we got back to my place. He couldn't keep it up. The cat tried to bite his dick. So I just blew him, so it would all be over. It was a coitastrophe.

by OMR-Louisville February 23, 2015

Cogito, ergo sim

"I think, therefore simulation"

A spin off Rene Descartes cogito argument, "Cogito ergo sim" suggests we are living in a post-singularity simulation at a time in the sim before the singularity happens.

A: "Do you think we are living in base reality or is this interactive 3-D experience a simulation?"
B: "Cogito, ergo sim."

by The Gideon Lion August 9, 2020

coitus

fancy way to say fuck

Wanna coitus?! ;)

by Sugar mama May 13, 2004

coitus interuptus

A fancy way to say "pulling out"

"We dont want a baby, so i had to bust a coitus interuptus."

by D and A June 13, 2005

cofting

v. Specific art of partying consisting in 1. getting completely drunk, 2. go clubbing/barhopping, 3. watch the moonset/sunrise, 4. go to sleep when the birds are singing, 5. wake up before noon and 6. work the whole day. Alternatively replacing steps 3. to 5. by hooking up with a stranger can be considered cofting. It should be noted that remembering one's own name after 3 am not beeing subject to a massive hangover implies no cofting occurred.

- Dude what's up? You look tired!
- Yeah, we did some serious cofting last night!

by GonzoL July 25, 2011