Clare

Clare (not Claire) is a smart, kind, and beautiful girl. She will not only love you, she will also be your best friend. She is a little bit shy, but if you get to know her, she will be one of the funniest people you have ever met. Don’t be too bold or brash with her. If you want her to love you, get her to be your friend first.

Person A: She’s so hot! I’m going to ask her out!
Person B: Get to know her first, she’s a Clare.

by Sushi in your face October 21, 2018

post-cum clarity

After a pitful wank to pass the time, the wanker finds himself overcome with utter clarity with the world around him. Having just sprayed his wild oats all over the inside of his uderwear his judgement is no longer clouded by the need for sexual arousel, and thus he sees the world as it actually is.

Einstien worked out E=Mc squared in a haze of post-cum clarity

by Fank Garrett August 13, 2011

Mid Nut Clarity

In the middle of busting a nut, you are struck with clarity and the realization of what you are doing and suddenly stop.

The Boys: How was your nut?
Josh: Sorry boys I couldn’t do it Mid Nut Clarity just hit me.

by MarcusDan34 September 11, 2020

Clarette

-Came from a french word. People with this name have a deep inner desire to inspire others in a higher cause, and to share their own strongly held views on spiritual matters.
-A name for the nicest, sexiest, best girl you'll ever get to meet.
-Has a great personality and can make you smile everyday. Once you get to meet this girl, you will never want to let her go.

Guy: Hey! is your name Clarette?
Girl: Yes, how did you know?
Guy: Because whenever i see you, you make my heart smile.

by lilydictionary August 19, 2013

Clarted

When you get fucked up and smashed into a fucking brick wall by another person. Another definition would be to get battered and smashed the fuck up.

"Thou shall apologize or get thigh self clarted against the wall, cunt"
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum

by pepargajeb November 10, 2020

A Moment Of Clarity

The shittiest metal core band in Massachusetts. Band members consisting of Vibhor Sharma as vocalist, Peter as guitarist, Kevin Landers as bassist and main fatass, JV as second guitarist, and Conor Deer as drums. With cheesy tag line "Girl you DTF?" this band screams immature, literally! The band was formed in 2010. Their first song released on Myspace was titled 'Places Where You Shouldn't Get Poison Ivy'. The band somehow manages to book many shows across New England. Even though defeat and cancellations have been faced because venue owners don't want "goth faggots" playing, AMOC finds a way. If you do see them live, prepare to be let down. Their songs on Myspace are so auto tuned that they sound nothing like represented. Also expect to be insulted and in tears for lack of better music.

Person A: Yo man, want to hit up a concert tonight?
Person B: Hell yeah, dude! Let's see whose playing at the Wonderland Ballroom tonight.
Person C: Guys, NO! I heard A Moment Of Clarity was playing there tonight. Remember what happened when we saw them live last time?
Person A: Fuck no let's go somewhere else, they're terrible.
Person B: Yeah! Let's go to a concert with a GOOD band.

by massachusettsmen January 19, 2011

Clare

A Clare is a beautiful kind hearted girl. Although finding the right person may be a struggle. Clare's often are very attractive and good looking, but when it comes to finding the right person it may take many times. Clare's take care of other people before themselves. They can help with even the littlest struggles in life. If you have a Clare as a friend (or more) you are probably one of the luckiest people on earth.

Man I with my girlfriend was a Clare.

by Cambell January 14, 2017