Chortle

The act of blowing a beverage of choice into an anus, and letting it blow back into your mouth.

I prefer my redbull (sugar free) chortled.

Can I chortle this whiteclaw into your ass?

by PonchosEnjoyer August 24, 2023

chokter

A word commonly used by Jamie Dunlop.

Adam© says:
awryte bawface
The Honey Monster says:
ryt yah chokter

by Adam Kerr December 10, 2008

choctastic

when something is both choclatey and fantastic

this kitkat has no wafer whatsoever! just pure chocolate! choctastic!

by crazysarah118 March 14, 2005

Chontell

Super sexy female whos name is french for Cinderella and is gonna have awesome babies

Chontell has cute kids

by qualified submariner September 5, 2011

chortel

Nickname for the most corrupt and user unfriendly telecom company in the world.

Person 1: Chortel totally F'ed me over. My bill is over 10,000
Person 2: Serves you right for using them.

by supersan June 9, 2017

Choptart

A name of a YouTuber that makes it to the top charts, and also has sex with woman.

Person1: OMG dude that youtuber is such a Choptart !

by THEonlyBANANA November 14, 2011

chortellini

(Noun) Portmanteau of "chortle" (i.e. laugh) and "tortellini" (i.e. stuffed pasta): a statement that elicits laughter and overall humor.

"My wife's wicked funny diatribe on the fashion of women in her office was like getting a bowl of chortellini."

"His comment about the crazy yellow pants was a delicious bite of chortellini."

by Chortellini Chef September 30, 2009