choc shake

when you are having anal sex with someone and they proceed to do a shit while your going at it
get in the kitchen and make yourself a choc shake
by jamesinsouthaust May 03, 2009
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Choc-top

-Oscar, want a choc-top??
-fuck yeah!!!
by Ilovechoctop August 25, 2015
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choc boc

the smell of a ski boot by the friday afternoon following the sunday in which the traveller arrived at the chosen skiing destination!!!!
It's a long way down the Itallian alps to Valle d'Aosta. You've had a good week skiing but you're feet are aching. You take off you boot.

Ski instructor who said vaughan was gay says: Smell that! (directing his boot opening to ski instructor who said he woke up next to vaughan)
Ski instructor who said he woke up next to vaughan says: Thats Choc Boc!
by DanLui October 01, 2007
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Choc Croc

A delicate but rather crunchy chocolate shaped like a crocodile(not to be confused with an alligator).
Tim: Look at this sick chocolate my mom bought me.
Jorge: Choc Croc!
by geox123 February 27, 2009
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choc-nose

To be one who patronises those in Authority or the act of doing so
1. That choc-nose always makes the boss a coffee

2. I need a raise, I'd better choc-nose the boss and get him another cup of coffee
by POPEYE August 12, 2003
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choc knob

n.

A penis freshly removed from an anus, either male or female. Derived from imagery all too obvious to require explanation here.

v.

To insert said choc knob into the mouth of sodomised partner; hence said partner is "choc-knobbed".
1: "Oh gross, wash that thing before you put it in my mouth!"
2: (inserts into mouth) "Choc knob, bitch."
by MrKapper July 11, 2006
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Choc ice

The art of freezing a shit and then using it as a dildo.
'I gave the bitch a choc ice' She loves choc icing.
by Tony Dunn July 30, 2006
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