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simply scum! even a 3 letter word is enough to overload their primitive brain cell causing a reaction such as "ere fuck off ya daft cunt for a get our gaz ta knock ya oot" who's gaz? it seems every one of em has a hard relation called gaz. at the age of 14 the average charva has a baby called chelsea or conan or what ever they can "think" of. and most seem to give their children gregs pastries or bakers oven sausage rolls "savoury dummies" as we call em. cider is now famous as charva drink and emty bottles can be found in every back street in the north east. to conclude a charva is a stuck up, drug taking luney who badly needs counciling and detox. they think they are the best but in the real world they are looked down upon as the a plague of england.
"oi giz a tab."
"giz a ten pence."
"fuck."
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charlatastory

A person known for their compulsive deception, duplicitous nature and ability to manipulate, traits usually exhibited during the commission of adultery or consumption of alcohol.

The word originates from the French word charlatan, in which a person makes elaborate claims of skill or knowledge, and the English word story, in which an event or series of events (in this case fictitious) are recounted.
Wow, that girl revealed herself to be a huge charlatastory when she announced at that Christmas party that she was accepted to Juilliard when auditions were not even held until after New Years.
by wouldntyouliketoknow... April 16, 2011
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Charratte

Charratte is used mostly as a exclamatory word. Besides, often it is used to describe a happening as the best one. It is used as a synonym of "to hang out". Used both in slang Bengali and slang English.
Used in Santiniketan
Srijan: I won the table tennis championship!

Soumyadip: Really? Charratte!

Or,
Suman: What's up bro?
Ritwick: Having charratte!

Or,
Today, we'll charratte after the exam!
by A Bajrapani March 26, 2018
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Charlatana

Charlatana (written with an H), is a word created by Victoria Wankinson.

You can use it to call someone a dumb crusty b*tch if you don’t wanna call them a dumb crusty b*tch.
“CHARLATANA DEL CAZZO”
ALWAYS CLASSY, NEVER CHARLATANA”
“OGGI SONO VESTITA COME LA PEGGIO CHARLATANA”
“UGH, SHE’S SUCH A CHARLATANA!”
by not a charlatana January 21, 2020
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Charva

Charva is the romany (gypsy) word for unruly youth. Why it originates in Newcastle when there is next to no gypsies is beyond me. In my part of the north-east (Darlington) the word charva refers to gypsies as that is the correct meaning. The little tossers from Newcastle are just wannabe gypsies (fuck knows why) hence the use of the word charva to describe themselves.
Real charvas wear real burberry caps and rockports as they can afford the flash gear because they (somehow) make lots of money unlike the little wannabe rentas.
"charva kekka rokka" <---real charva talk not no imitation shit from the wannabes
by Mike Oxlong February 28, 2004
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charva

first of all the lasses wear: trackey bottoms or jeans if they can afford them! fred perry stripey jumpers, berghaus coats, massive hoop earrings, far too much make up, black rockports, usually known as rocky p's, bleached blonde hair and a huge fringe stickin out of their head!
and then lads wear: tracksuit bottoms, fred perry or henri lloyd stripey jumpers, rockport coat, rockport boots, most of them wear a burberry cap (usually fake) carefully placed at 45 degress, they have their eyebrow pierced and one ear pierced, and have a tab carefully placed behind their ear, both wear huge sovereign rings and chunky gold chains, they always go round shoutin and swearin their heads off, and stickin their noses up at goths or just any different people.
their example of fun is getting stoned or pissed out their heads!
they always have fights with people for meaningless reasons, and the lads like to get their girlfriends pregnant by the age 15!
'lend es a tab ewww'
'we gunna bash ya'
'what ye lookin at'
'lend uz 10 pence'
'ohhhhh buzzin ewwwww'
by annonymous! April 21, 2004
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Charlatan

A bitch who decieves you just for his/her benefit.
Angeline Gonzales is a charlatan. She stole $115 from me.
by Angeline is a charlatan July 30, 2017
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