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Go to amsterdam and capture a beaver

Basically being completed drunk to the point of which you cannot function
Tonight I am going to go to Amsterdam and capture a beaver! It's going to be my first time getting wasted in over a month!
by dgk1704 July 6, 2010
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Capture

(of a star, planet, or other celestial body) bring (a less massive body) permanently within its gravitational influence.
The immense gravity of the black hole was able to capture the passing comet, forever altering its course.
by Arminkshipper July 16, 2024
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SERENDIPITY FABRICATION CAPTURE

SWAP HE FOR HER and FUCK UP HER NAME not intentionally BUTT his name is ill conceived but it smokes out THE CORRECT DATES.
Oh , know yeah I did see R L GRIMES but that was not her that was HIM from the LA but the thing that is FUNNY as SERENDIPITY FABRICATION CAPTURE made a splash by "hitting her ATITUDE towards the WORLD right on TARGET and because "SHE HAD A H0LE IN HER MATTRESS that ELON REEVE MUSK needed to keep from the world seeing as the following immediately comes out "Grimes Admits To Hacking, Blackmailing Indie Music Blog Hipster Runoff. People usually don't flippantly recount committing federal cybercrime as “my coolest hacker moment,” but that's what musician Claire Boucher, better known as Grimes, just did.Mar 24, 2022 and thus she is R L GRIMES too because 666 C0DE GRIMES tried fabricating when with ELON TEEVE MUSK they were living like PAUPERS and ANAL ALAN turns out to be an ASS because his ASS PEN happens to be wrong about meeting her but HIM instead , "as you might say , "HE ATE THE EATILY without being there by BEING INSTEAD at TAEILY BUTT happily "WHAT A M0VEMENT!!!!
by DEMONSTRATIVE DEMONICS April 19, 2022
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Capture The Dream

The fantasy league above all other leagues. NFL, NBA, MLB, MLS, NASCAR, golf all pale in comparison to Capture The Dream Fantasy League. No honor is higher than being the current champion of Capture The Dream. Except for being commissioner of said league.
Dylan is the only one who truly deserved to win the Capture The Dream League this year.
by Kidneyboy187 December 20, 2022
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activist capture

When a group or organisation is infiltrated by those representing minority interests in such a way that they gain significant influence or control and then use this to push their desired agenda.

Activist capture is usually a deliberate process initiated by outsiders of the group or organisation. Tactics include: *Making demands for representation, often citing a lack thereof
*Calls for allyships
*Forming of a bloc that is used to drown out individual members and amplify their own voices
* Liberal use and accusations of "isms" and "phobias" designed to force compliance through fear
*Threats or intimidation if the above doesn't work

Activist capture is a strategy used when it is highly unlikely that a brand new group representing activist interests will gain anywhere near the power or influence of the existing one.
The Labour party was subject to activist capture by the pro-Corbyn Momentum group.
by 77ax March 29, 2021
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capturing a bat

A generic, unverifiable excuse to be late.
I'm capturing a bat. I might be late to work.
by ValidExcuses August 1, 2018
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