touching canvas

to need a shit so bad that it almost comes out.

will you hurry up on that toilet, i'm touching canvas.

by Paul Carey August 30, 2007

canvas back

A term for a person who gets knocked out a lot ending up on the ground.

Insultor: "You've gotten your ass kicked so much, they call you canvas back."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005

E-Canvas

The blank internet board which allows people to draw or write on.

You drawing on the e-canvas was great.

by Dark_Dim September 8, 2005

Blank Canvas

(noun) Used in reference to a very attractive girl's face. A face in which one would like to "paint upon," as if it were a blank canvas. With one's jizz.

"Holy shit, did you see that blank canvas that just walked by??"

"Your girlfriend is way too chunky to be hot, but she's got a cute face; and when she smiles, it's a hell of a blank canvas."

by yadgerobii April 19, 2009

human canvas

Where you use a girls period blood or any other liquid from her body as finger paints on her chest and draw pictures in the style of Bob Ross or other artist.

“I used Jessie as my human canvas last night”
“Bro no way?”
“Yup I drew happy little trees on her tits”

by Meth_baby7 May 3, 2018

Kid Canvas

At the end of a sexual episode, you pull out and spray your load(i.e. your kids) all over her stomach/breasts(i.e. her canvas).

So I was having sex with Amy and right when I was ready to pop I pulled out and blew my load all over her kid canvas.

by Original Fritz December 10, 2008

White Canvas Blazer

A straightjacket.

What Kelly needs is a padded cell and a white canvas blazer...

by Msstff October 5, 2011