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crock

Bullshit, nonsense, something that is a lie. However, crock is not usually used as an interjection like the above words may be.

Crock is quickly being picked up as a retort for proverbs or phrases such as; "You can do anything you set your mind to," or, "Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

Crock can also be used to describe a phony or false thing or someone who is a sham.
"Two wrongs don't make a right?" What a crock! Two lefts don't make a right either jackass!

"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat forever." Unless of course, the man gets tired of eating fish, because no human can eat the same thing for their entire life without getting pissed off at it. And unless, the fish is poisoned, not cleaned properly before eaten, etc. Definitely a crock.

"Fine feathers make fine birds." Right, except for the part where birds aren't made out of feathers, idiot.

Remember that the word "crock" isn't limited to insulting phrases, though.
by Wild Jango September 5, 2005
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Crock Pottin'

To hold in a fart for a very long time period, and when it is released it smells like a cooked fart.
Person 1: Ah man, that smells absolutely terrible.
Person 2: Yea i know, I've been crock pottin' that the entire plane ride.
by Toats McGoats August 26, 2009
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load of crock

Meaning a lie, what you say isn't entirely true, a bullshitter, something you say can be proven otherwise, etc.
Everything that Jimmie says is a "load of crock" you can't believe anything he says.
That sign we passed said Belview was 200 miles away. That was a "a load of crock."
by MillionWords January 29, 2017
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crocked

shitfaced,drunk,done,burnt,and other wise completely fucked up
We just cracked open the Souther Comfort and got crocked.
by shitter friend October 5, 2003
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Crocker Park

Located in Westlake Ohio where the little girls roam in shorts shorter than your underwear, and guys travel in big groups pushing each other around
Rachel: I went to crocker park Saturday, there were so many people there.
Austin:I know, I went and was run down by a group of rowdy boys.
by emo-leee August 26, 2008
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Crockosaur

A type of imaginary dinosaur that feeds on pain and misery. It will devour sadness and anger, and often bad people, until only love and happiness are left. This is why everyone close to or within eating distance of the Crockosaur will be gripped by uncontrollable spasms of laughter, because anything that upset them has been devoured.

NB/ The Crockosaur cannot get rid of bad politicians, famine, AIDs (or other STD's), Cancer, evil villains such as Darth Vader or Count Dracula, armies or lawsuits.
"We were all bickering on D of E, but then Johnny noticed a Crockosaur and we all started laughing."

"My koawala bear died, and I was awfully upset, but a Crockosaur came along and ate it. For some reason this cheered me up."

"I was being sued because I gave my secretary AIDs. The Crockosaur came along and made us all feel a little better. However, the lawsuit remained, and so did the STD."
by The master of bears January 18, 2010
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Crocklamation

Crocklamation (Krok la ma' shun) noun. 1. A completely bogus proclamation of some kind. 2. A false proclamation. 3. A failure to proclaim something.
"The Governor's Office refused to return requests for a timely announcement, so program managers were forced to make due with his official crocklamation."
by Milfia September 29, 2009
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