Boinking

Boinking

Boinking the sound a pogo stick makes when in use.

Boinking can also be a vulgar term for having casual sex with someone.

Oh they're not committed, they're just boinking(having sex).

by Merci Merc January 17, 2013

yoink and boink

The act of kidnapping and subsequently raping a victim.

"Just wait 'til that honey stops to tie her shoe, that's when it's time for the yoink and boink!"

by D. Money February 20, 2008

Boinked

When you had a math test but you didn't know the answer to question six and your friend says that you are stressed and that makes you even more stressed and then your so stressed you don't know how to be stressed anymore and then your friend says you got boinked

ME: Ok Cookie why you so stressed out on that math tho
Cookie: Aight man I don't know how to do this question man
ME: you got BOINKED

by bonkers_420 May 10, 2019

boink

verb - transitive and intransitive: to fornicate

Intransitive: We boinked like frenzied rabbits.

Transitive: He boinked her incessantly.

by cybercownow October 2, 2005

boinklet

A sexual intercourse encounter resulting in ten thrusts or less.

That doesn't count baby, it was only a boinklet.

by revelator3116 July 6, 2016

Boink'd

A lame branch off of the lame series "Punk'd" where host, and porn star, Ron Jeremy rapes unsusceptible female celebrities. It usually gets to the point where a policeman fires a shot in Ron's leg, before he actually gets off of the victim and reveals himself. By then he has already blown a few loads to boot. Jeremy ends off the segment by yelling, "You've just got Boink'd" in a clinically depressed fecal-feliac on prozac voice.

Victims have ranged from Dakota Fanning, to Barbara Streisand, to Paris Hilton.

Jenna Jameson enjoyed her stint on Boink'd, and unlike everyone else before her she stayed for more.

by Svatos February 10, 2007

bloink

The sound made by semi-liquids (or non-Newtonian fluids) when placed under too much strain causing them to overflow. As in a muffin top or water balloon.

When Jane fastened her jeans, she heard an alarming bloink noise as her muffin top escaped confinement from its skinny-leg prison.

by Rhiannon Davis November 30, 2007