buttsex

anal sex.

my penis feels warm and good when i have buttsex with kelly.

by jimbob November 14, 2002

Buttsex in Chinatown

Also "buttsecks in Chinatown"; used to describe an undesirable, uncomfortable, awkward, and/or unpleasant situation or experience. The situation might also be somewhat random or strange and come out from nowhere.

ex. When my friend girl asked which vibrator I liked better, it was like buttsex in Chinatown.

by Chinaman0069 August 1, 2008

Buttsex

1. The best thing ever. Anywhere.

2. The act of getting royally screwed over.

1. Minaki gave Matsuba buttsex last night!

2. Dude! The repair man really buttsexed my computer this time!

by Oos! OMGWTFLMAO August 11, 2004

buttsexual

When someone is so obsessed with butts to the point where it becomes a sexual deviation.

Man, I saw that guy on everyone's ass last night. He's such a buttsexual.

by Dan Devine May 7, 2005

Oral Buttsex

The act of "making out" or "eating out" someone elses butthole.

Man, she just gave me some oral buttsex, and now i feel as if i am going to hell.

by Ryan(pleox) November 10, 2008

gay buttsex

When two males try to wordbugger/word each other, or the act of one man getting his poop chute plundered by another dude's schlizzong.

Ja Rule loves the gay buttsex

by Mikey G October 20, 2003

Buttsex In Botswana

The term refers to American military foreign policy in which the establishment of Democracy and Civil/Human Rights are the reasons for war in the face of a so called tyrannical government. The fact that once said tyranny is toppled and America begins to do the usual of extracting resources, reducing the country to rubble via warfare, while installing their own incompetent corrupt puppet regimes is implied as a given. The end result is that American soldiers are fighting the war due to said country not being liberal enough. So while they're dying in some wartorn hellhole, Neoliberal (though sometimes Neocon as well) figures can have feel good talking points while pretending they're supporting the "good guys" and are on the "right side of history" as if life were a Marvel comic book.

The term is essentially meaningless and is used as a way to mock Neoliberal politics. See Globohomo for details

Man 1: I just joined the Army! I ship to basic next month
Man 2: Oh great and waddya gonna do, fight for Buttsex in Botswana?

by $uicideByFiring$quad December 28, 2022