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Butt Money

Money that one pulls out of their ass in a crisis.
When Joe, who's always broke, had to pay $800 to get his car back from the impound lot, he somehow came up with enough butt money to do it. I think he hit up his mother for the help.
by JJJJ1234 December 11, 2006
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buttmonkey queen

Somone who has a lot of "buttmonkeys" that try to copy him and thinks that the buttmonkey queen is all powerful super being that must be worshiped.
Buttmonkey queen: Hi all
Buttmonkey1: Ohh my gosh i love your new jacket you made... MAKE ME ONE TOO PLEEEZE!!
Buttmonkey queen: No.
Buttmonkey 2: ohh my gosh he issocooli want to be him.
Buttmonkey queen: No.
<this can continue endlessely with various topics>
by Lance Gates July 7, 2004
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buttonedness

The way in which someone is used to pressing buttons on a cell phone.

Right-buttoned: Used to having OK on the right, cancel on the left
Left-buttoned: Used to having OK on the left, cancel on the right

Often when someone has to use a cell phone with the opposite button configuration, great confusion will arise from many accidentally closed screens and inadvertently opened menus.

Derived from "handedness."
John: Hey Jane, can I use your phone real quick?
Jane: Sure, here you go.

...several minutes of frustration later...

John: God dammit, I keep hitting cancel! I'm left-buttoned, I'm not used to OK being on the right!
Jane: ikr? When will they start making the buttonedness the same on all phones?
by diemi May 9, 2009
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Buttoner

Yo dude I'm too lazy to get up. Can you get the buttoner for me?
by lna0305 November 4, 2011
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Buttoned up

Having your act together, being professional, and/or conducting extensive, appropriate, and effective planning. This definition is distinct from another meaning — quiet, non-transparent, secretive, etc.
Unlike in India, the train system in Europe is buttoned up—trains run on time, bathrooms work, conductors check tickets, and accidents are rare.
by SM5682 July 1, 2023
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Buttmole

Buttmole

A mole on a butt.

Or

Someone who is noisy poking thier head into your business as a mole does to a hole. Making them a buttmole and alternative to asshole.
You got a huge buttmole on your ass.
Or
Why are you always sticking you head into my business? You're a buttmole
by Buttmole asspickle August 23, 2020
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Benjamin buttoned

We Benjamin buttoned this relationship, you met my dad first and then hooked up a week before we went on our first date.
by Bonoz June 30, 2018
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