Buttafuoco'd

A verb coined after the famous Staten Islander Joey Buttafuoco; refers to when a man gets done in the butt without giving permission.

My friend Logan got Buttafuoco'd at the Metal concert last night, and he was smiling for the rest of the night.

by Diaper8 June 28, 2017

buttballs

A condition of tightness or numbness in the testicles that is felt after fully inserting them inside another person's anus for a prolonged period of time. The intensity and duration of buttballs is dependent on several factors, including but not limited to the size of one's testicles, blood pressure, tightness and dilation of the host's anus, and duration of insertion.

"Damn Tone, you dunked yo nuts in that bitch's ass for over 20 minutes! You must have a serious case of buttballs."

by yaolinglingjiu October 17, 2011

buttcall

A mobile phone call placed accidentally and unintentionally, usually from the Send button getting pushed during normal movement while the phone is in your back pocket (next to your butt).

"My phone rang about five times in a row and there was nobody there. Each one was a buttcall from Tricia!"

by Ghostnote April 22, 2008

Figghiu de buttana

Sicilian for bastard (literally "son of a whore"), similar in idea but more pejorative than S.O.B. The sing-song (or prosody) is critical.

It sounds great when pronounced correctly, very cathartic. See that scene in Godfather 2 where DeNiro stabs the old guy who killed his mother.The old guy says it right!!

Su figghiu de buttana me n'ha frigato!

That bastard has screwed me!

by chiggley December 2, 2004

Buttalert

What a teacher says when you're watching an inappropriate movie in class and there is an inappropriate scene coming up.

While watching The Crucible, my teacher yelled, "Buttalert!" and everyone closed their eyes.

by Slave Monkey September 24, 2011

buttfart

Gas released between the buttocks cheeks, expelled gently and or forcefully into the surrounding air. There are numerous methods of release, therefore qualifying a "buttfart" an art form medium. Of course, there are those who do not partake in the exiting and age long celebration of human air. Cheers!!!

"Nice, thats one hell of a buttfart Rick, did you enjoy it or was it rather unsettling?", " Rather Tom, I found that particular buttfart, satisfying and rewarding, a true, and excellent buttfart." "Whoo, stinky."

by Damien Williams May 6, 2008

buttfarmer

One who farms "butts" either in the confines their private plantation, or in a public area.

That old guy is a buttfarmer.

by poop_jesus April 24, 2006