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batteries

most dramatic object other things stop working or they break, but batteries, they DIE. If you are a battery you're either working or you're dead.
Guy 1: Why aren't you listening to your walk man?
Guy 2: I can't my batteries died in my lap this morning.
by Jadykinzzz November 8, 2007
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Butterdick

Similar to butterface, describing a hot girl, except for the fact she has a dick.
Lady gaga, is both a butterface, and butterdick.
by Ladida01 March 1, 2011
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Amish Butterfinger

When you blow a load in someones asshole, churn it with your finger, and then eat it the shit/cum mixture off your finger.
Dude you want an Amish Butterfinger?

I've been craving an Amish Butterfinger lately...
by AmishButterfinger April 21, 2009
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Butterbear

a chubby and hairless homosexual. a butterbear is not a bear or a twink, but his chest has a healthy sprinkling of brown sugar. He is a 60/40 mixture.
hes not a bear or a twink??

...nah dude..hes a butterbear
by butterbear December 29, 2013
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Butterbean

The cutest thing you’ve ever seen. Usually comes from Texas.
He’ s/She’s my little butterbean the cutest thing you’ve ever seen. Oh, my little Texas King/Queen. He’s/She’s my little butterbean.
by mrscreason January 3, 2018
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jacksonville butterfinger

taking a shit in someones mouth while getting a rim job
2 girls 1 cup explicitly shows the proper techniques of the jacksonville butterfinger
by that guy777 August 11, 2009
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Batteried

When your battery is removed from any electronical device such as a cell phone, calculator, car, MP3 player, etc.
Must be followed by the phrase you just got batteried
"Why isn't my phone turning on"
"Boom you got batteried"
by Charizards November 1, 2011
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