bustache

Coming on a girl's upper lip.

"I came a bustache on her face."

by Cro August 7, 2005

Bumstache

When one has so much hair on ones anus, it looks like a mustache

Look, Fred has a bumstache

by CharGeh May 25, 2010

Brostache

A mustache used to tickle ones scrotum. Usually one of the true "bros" scrotum. Or used in action, to tickles ones scrotum, thus becoming a true bro. Sometimes one mistakes this as extremely intrusive, but this is usually the start of a true bromance.

"Is the man with the brostache invited to this party?"

by Grisausage October 17, 2011

Burtstache

A single eyebrow, linked by hair over the nose between what in most people are two separate eyebrows. Named in honor of Burt from Sesame Street who has a unibrow!

"Bro, do you have a lawn mower?"
"No... why?"
"'Cuz you're gonna need one to trim that burtstache!"

by Himel Don March 9, 2008

Buttstache

Shaving ones entire ass except around the butt hole.

Ass dingle berry hair mustache buttstache

by WopFF May 6, 2015

The Buttstache

The buttstache occurs when a dude and a bitch are 69'ing and the bitch (or dude) farts directly on your lips and nose, causing the fart wind mustache "The Buttstache

friend 1: "This was fucking gross bro, I was going down on this bitch and she was suckin ma dick, all of a sudden, she ripped a fat one right on my face!" freind 2: "Ew what the fuck? It was the Buttstache"

by M-CsmackAbitch January 20, 2009

bushtache

Female pubic hair above the vagina that has been shaved to resemble a gentleman's mustache. Currently popular among some trendy lesbians.

Josie had a fiery red bushtache that welcomed Gwen's advances. The two scissored and made passionate love throughout the night.

by Albert Coopervilles June 19, 2008