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watering the bushes

watering the bushes is a sexual act that occurs when a female has an extremely large bush of pubic hair. the male is turned off due to the immense amount of pubic hair so he then inserts his limp penis into the gross bushy hair covered hole very carefully and then begins to urinate into the womans vagina. this act of urinating inside of the female's vagina is in fact "watering" the "bushes" or in reality her pubic hair.
i was about to lay pipe in this one bitch from the laser tag course and then i felt her bush of pubes and went limp... so out of pure anger i worked my limp cock into this cunts pussy and took a piss all up in her and wound up watering the bushes like a fucking man would.
by sav sex (the dream team) March 31, 2009
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Bumping bushes

Intercourse occurring between two parties fully endowed with pubic hair
Mel Gibson: I haven't done any manscaping in years, it's like a jungle down there
Catherine MacKinnon: I bet you expect your woman to be clean shaven down there don't you, you pig
Mel Gibson: No way honey, we are bumping bushes all day!

pubes bush bumping and grinding hippies
by Woodsie Owl December 30, 2014
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fishing in bushes

when you have sex with a woman with someone else's sperm in her.
i was fishing the bushes with samatha....it was extra smooth.
fishing in bushes means sexual intercourse with someone else's sperm as lube.
by ni\\ August 4, 2018
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Come from the bushes

1). When a guy takes you by suprise by his appearence

2). In any online videogame, when you are killed by a surpise attack by an unknown assailent, you say "he came from the bushes and got me"

3). when i guy, preferably of the African-American race, comes from the bushes/shrubs to suprise his victim.
Guy1: boo!, got your ass
Guy2: ya you sure did scare me, you must have come from the bushes.
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Sniperking55: man ThatPurpIeStuff just chainsawed me like a fag and i didnt even see him dude, he must have came from the bushes.
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by Zach Mason January 28, 2008
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Aim for the Bushes

A line that was used by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's character Christopher Danson, from the movie "The Other Guys" before him and Samuel L. Jackson's character P.K. Highsmith, jumped from a building edge to their death, which means "Go Kill Yourself" or "Go Jump off a Cliff and Kill Yourself"!
You just spent all your rent money on a pair of $700 shoes? Girl... Aim for the Bushes!
by Sjay and Lovely December 8, 2010
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rubbing bushes

Two females having sex by vaginal contact to achieve orgasm
Those two hoes was rubbing bushes in the cells.
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Tied bushes

When the two lower bushes meet. (You know what I mean ;3)
Jeff and I totally tied bushes last night.
by FishBread January 2, 2019
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