Vienna Bus Stop

1. "Vienna Bus Stop" is a term that refers to two gay men in a Vienna Bus Stop, of which one has his hand in the other's pants (not in his pocket).

2. "Vienna Bus Stop" can also refer to any number of non-descript acts.

3. "Two Gay Men In A Vienna Bus Stop" or "A Vienna Bus Stop" can also be interchanged with almost all punch lines.

1. "Is that what I think it is? Is that a 'Vienna Bus Stop'?" - Frank

"No, Frank. That is not a 'Vienna Bus Stop'; actually, it is an Amish Pretzle. A 'Vienna Bus Stop' is two gay men in a Vienna Bus Stop, of which one has his hand in the other's pants." - Genevieve

2. "I'm sorry Martha, I can't make it to your fossil dig today. I have to get a 'Vienna Bus Stop'* later this evening." - Alfred

"Really? I'm sorry to hear that" - Martha

*This use of 'Vienna Bus Stop' is refering to having his wisdom teeth pulled.

3. "What's worse than twelve dead babies nailed to a tree?" - Sven

"I Don't Know. What is worse than twelve dead babies nailed to a tree?" - Lanson

"A Vienna Bus Stop!" - Sven

or

"Why were there only four horsemen of the apocalypse?" - Ferdinand

"I do not contain the fruits of the answer to your querie Ferdinand, so Why were there only four horsemen of the apocalypse?" - Patricia

"Two Gay Men In A Vienna Bus Stop!" - Ferdinand

by A small sapling from the wild, WILD fruits of the Three Sparrow September 1, 2008

passed the bus stop

term used when one takes a joke to far.

Person 1: Woah man she is fat.
Person 2: Yah i know shes really fat.
Person 2: Shes like as fat as a whale.
Person 2: Shes fatter then dilbert grates mom.
Person 2: She even fatter then fat it's self.
Person 1: Dude you passed the bus stop

by Ryze Zee June 16, 2010

austraillian bus-stop

A sexual act to which the man licks the women's vagina whilst tickling her lubricated gouch, once the women is at the point of orgasm the man pulls at her gouch hair until it rips out giving her a strange sensation from the designated area

I did an austraillian bus-stop with Kasandra last night and it was the best experience of my life

by JimmyHammyLAD69 April 14, 2014

Walk home via the bus stop

To have some sort of sexual interraction with a member of the opposite sex (or indeed same sex, depending on your orientation), but not go the whole mile and have actual intercourse.

"What did you do after you left the Hogs Head, Matt?"
"I was pretty drunk mate, I had to walk home via the bus stop"

by Lev February 1, 2006

Sock on a Bus Stop

When you're sitting on the top deck of the bus and you see a sock on top of the bus shelter.

You don't really know how it got up there and what is it doing up there. The sock have elevated beyond its ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb arse put him there to begin with

That little man David is like a Sock on a Bus Stop. I don't know how he got here!

by Bitch named Rachel November 6, 2018

Dirty Bus Stop

A bus driver who becomes a lot lizard, typically due to unforseen circumstances. Whose pussy is readily available and used by truckers, adventurers and the like.

"I pulled into the truck stop to refuel. I ended up staying longer for the Dirty Bus Stop!"
-Rudy

by ActLikeYouDontKnowRudy July 26, 2022

San Diego bus stop

A san Diego bus stop is a magical place where you will either get asked for money from a homeless person or you will lose your virginity to a transgender man who will give you aids.

Genie Flenie: Hey man why are you walking with a limp? George Lloyd: I was just at a San diego bus stop you can probably guess what happend.

by dildofarts July 30, 2023