Burnhamese

A game/strategy used when you're at the brewery and the bartender won't pour you any more, after he should have probably cut you off 3 beers ago.

The conservative bartender told me "I think that's the last one for you tonight buddy", to which I replied "Please just one more beer!". As he shook his head I knew I had to put on my best Burnhamese..."Sir I'm not driving tonight, once my ladyfriend is done with her yoga class she'll pick me up". He smiled and poured me a hazy oak barrel double IPA.

by Bucket West Miguel January 11, 2020

Lester Burnham

the act of spankin' it in the shower. Named for the character in "American Beauty."

"I pulled a Lester Burnham before work this morning."

by BlazerTXBOTL October 8, 2006

Bruce Burnham

This dog looks like a rat. Look it up, I dare you.

Me: Did you see Bruce Burnham?
You: Yeah, it looks like a rat.
Me: I know.

by your friend schnipper October 22, 2019

dirty burnham

When your with a girl on the beach and you stick your dick in the sand then in her butt until you wear the tattoo off her ass

I was hooking up with this chick and she told me she likes housewives of Atlanta and so I gave her the dirty Burnham.

by dBurnham December 14, 2013

bo.burnhams.fav.wife

A lovely person on tic tok who makes bootful content

Person 1:Hey bo.burnhams.fav.wife just posted!

Person2: my phone is dead but I’m sure it’s lovely content as always

by A bootful person August 3, 2021

bo_burnhams_pasta

Bo burnham table

bo_burnhams_pasta Is fucking awesome

by bo_burnhams_pasta September 14, 2021

Bo Burnham

Jesus Christ in the flesh. A prophet that has been sent from the heavens to sing to us about white women on Instagram

Person A:Hey do you know about Bo Burnham?
Person B: Are you kidding me? I worship that man!

by Feral Weasel June 16, 2022