blumplestiltskin 

A lazy person. A bum.

A: What did you do today?
B: Nothing. Slept til 2. Ate some pizza bites. Laid around.
A: What a blumplestiltskin.

blumplestiltskin by NegativeCreep February 27, 2008

Lumpelstiltskin 

A somewhat insulting but funny name to call your fat friend who is trying to lose weight. Play on Rumpelstiltskin

*Rumpelstiltskin is a dwarf in a Brothers Grimm fairy tale who spun straw into gold.

Don't eat that donut or you'll get even fatter, Lumpelstiltskin!

Lumpelstiltskin by Porquita April 3, 2009

Bumplestiltskin 

What you call her when her labia are covered with bumps one week after she gets waxed

Mallory: The key here is confidence
Lana: Which Pam's got by the shitload...
Mallory: ...for reasons known but to God...
Pam: Well a lot of it is the Brazilian! They really make you feel... SEXY! At least until the ingrown hairs turn me back into Bumplestiltskin

Bumplestiltskin by Truckasaurus July 31, 2022

Rumpelstiltskin Pussy 

When a woman has an irresistible vagina. Typically used when referring to a woman that has several men wanting to exclusively date her. Short for "A vagina made from fleece and gold."

"I can't believe Dave puts up with her shit! She must have some Rumpelstiltskin pussy!"
"God, what a sap. All he does is follow her around. She must have a Rumpelstiltskin pussy."

Rumpelstiltskin Pussy by Teloor April 8, 2012

Rumpelstiltskin 

The act of doubling up on condoms.

Did you hear about Sean's girl. She stopped taking her birth control pills so he had to rumpelstiltskin.

Rumpelstiltskin by Hdheje April 22, 2019

Rumpelstiltskin 

Tbh it’s daddy rumpelstiltskin yes he’s packing and yes he’s thick tbh so is daddy jar jar but daddy rumpelstiltskin is better

Daddy rumpelstiltskin is so hot

Rumpelstiltskin by Daddy rump June 9, 2020

Rumpelstiltskin 

When a woman is on top riding you like a motorcycle, and starts having explosive diarrhea on your ball sack.

Things were getting really hot last night until she gave me the nastiest unexpected Rumpelstiltskin!

Rumpelstiltskin by Knight_Rider February 28, 2023