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Bumfuck Egypt

Someplace hard to get to and generally undesirable; the boonies or toolies.
I asked her out once, but then I found out she lived in Bumfuck Egypt, so I dropped her.
by cornholio October 11, 2003
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bumfuckegypt

Actually, it means that you live in the middle of nowhere - in the boonies - out in the boondocks - in an extremely rural or out-of-the-way area. Destination has nothing to do with it.
If the nearest place to buy gas for your car is an hour's drive away, you live in bumfuckegypt!
by RAVENNY August 29, 2007
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numfuckery

an abundance of stupidity or stupid actions
i walked into a room and was surrounded by numfuckery
by i didnt know October 6, 2016
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Bumfuck

Complete middle of nowhere, shitty-ass, low-population town with no success or inspiration to come out of.

Places such as Phelan, Oak Hills, Pinon Hills, Baldy Mesa,Barstow, Pearblossum, llano, and Adelanto California.
Since i was 2, i have lived in bumfuck capital. No way in hell i'll raise a family here.

My friend moved to the high desert a few years ago. He hates it there. I don't blame him at all. The day he moved, he shouted out the window of his car as he was drove away saying "GOOD BYE BUMBFUCK PHELAN!!!"
by iiiiiiiiiiiiii June 30, 2009
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corner of bumfuck and you got a perty mouth

synonym of middle of nowhere, usually in hillbilly territory
We let that dumbass, Darin, drive and we ended up at the corner of bumfuck and you got a perty mouth
by HurricaneAndrew June 12, 2008
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bumfucknowhere

Aussie slang for a place that is a long way away and is usually not worth travelling to.
Tim: Are you going to Dave's party tomorrow?
Rob: Yeah I would but it's all the way out in bumfucknowhere so I can't be bothered.
by Simon February 16, 2004
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buttfucker

This word can be used in two contexts.

The first and more common is an annoying, irritable, or unintelligent person.

The second is someone who actually engages in butt sex. This usage seems fairly uncommon these days, as the word has long lost its original meaning.
Matt, shut up you buttfucker.

Maybe I would hang out with you if you didn't act like such a buttfucker all the time.
by ChemicalGoat May 21, 2009
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