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The Buddhist Monk

After ejaculating upon a girls face, you douse her in gasoline and proceed to light her on fire.
Jimmy got twenty to life after he gave his girlfriend the buddhist monk.
by Sam5232 December 29, 2007
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Bumper Sticker Buddhism

Succinct spiritual phrase supposedly attributed to a wide range of so-called spiritual leaders or guru such as, e.g., Eckhart Tolle, Deepak Chopra, Ghandi, Dalai Lama or Jesus that offer a shortcut to enlightened consciousness. They are often posted as a status on Facebook or in public toilets. Examples of Bumper Stickers Buddhism
- “The secret of life is to use our energy to welcome the new and to put to rest the old – Abraham Lincoln

- “Try not to expect anything so that everything will come to you – Elvis”

- “You are where you need to be and to be in the be, is being a free bee – Plato”
I’m tired of your bumper sticker Buddhism

I’ve been to see my massage therapist and had to hear her bumper sticker Buddhism for an hour.
by Potimarron October 5, 2013
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Buddhism

the belief that life is a cycle that causes suffering.
Suffering is perpetuated by roughly 3 things:
1.birth
2.life
3.death

Through meditation, one can free themselves of this cycle by reaching
nirvana.
It also extends to the fact that everything in life comes from all other things, and that those things came from something else and etc.
Example of the suffering cycle:

-A bird dies, and the body's nutrients decay into the ground.
-A berry bush is planted at the same location years later.
-Someone eats a berry from the bush, which in turn is eating the nutrients from the bird.
-This perpetuates life and essentially the suffering cycle.

You can apply this idea towards: space, recycling, and even humans.
by Oliver Brody January 5, 2005
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Get away from my buddhism

1. to have a lot of sketchy sex.

2. To cheat on your wife with many women.

(Made popular by Tiger Woods' interview with Tom Rinaldi explaining why he cheated on his wife)
"Jesse James really got away from his Buddhism these last few years. What a player!"

"Ty's bachelor party is gonna have so many skanks floating around. I'm definitely gonna get away from my Buddhism for a weekend."
by buster chestnutz March 27, 2010
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Buddhist Goodbye

When you tap the top of a persons head with your penis and say the word, "Dong.." after ending a friends with benefits relationship.
James' Mom was laying there wanting more of Drew's throbbing cock, but Drew was late for work, so he walked over and gave James' Mom a Buddhist Goodbye and he vanished never to be seen or heard from again.
by uhurmom November 13, 2022
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Buddhistian

Someone who is a christian but who also practises variations of meditation and believes in buddhist beliefs like karma
John - hey you coming out tonight?
James - sorry I need to meditate
John - oh, well you gonna come out on sunday?
James - sorry i'm going to church
John - Wait so which are you Buddhist or Christian ??
James - Both! I'm Buddhistian!
by Bowlerhat girl October 25, 2010
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Buddhist

The adjective that describes whether the nature of someone or something is awesome or just generally positive.
-Dude i got us tickets to go see Kings of Leon!
-Oh my god! Thats so buddhist!
by RampageReadman January 24, 2011
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