When your bro is trying to avoid hanging with you. So he then shoots you a text to say he has too much going on instead of calling you like a man.
Brady and I were going to hang and play videogames, instead he brotexted me and said sorry man I have to pack for my trip and my dog needs his vitamins.
by LoadHammer December 20, 2016
Get the BroText mug.A member of an elite group of photographers, originating from a "Brotographer" group in early 2011 on Facebook. Members typically add "-Brotography" to the end of their name to signify that they are a member of this group.
Brotographers have also been known to troll bad photographers who get clients to pay ridiculous amounts of money for their "lackluster" work.
Common phrases a brotographer might say include (But are not limited to):
You are a cunt.
BEWBZ
That shii cray
Fuck you
World Domination
Fapfest
NUDEZ
YES
Pix or GTFO
DEM TONEZ
Tones bro
Brotographers have also been known to troll bad photographers who get clients to pay ridiculous amounts of money for their "lackluster" work.
Common phrases a brotographer might say include (But are not limited to):
You are a cunt.
BEWBZ
That shii cray
Fuck you
World Domination
Fapfest
NUDEZ
YES
Pix or GTFO
DEM TONEZ
Tones bro
John Smith-Brotography
"We're going to have a Brotographer meetup in Seattle, and Florida"
"I wish I was good enough to be a Brotographer"
"We're going to have a Brotographer meetup in Seattle, and Florida"
"I wish I was good enough to be a Brotographer"
by kylekruchok December 3, 2011
Get the Brotographer mug.Related Words
Brotox • botox • Broton • broto • Brotocol • botoxqueen1968 • Brotographer • Brotown • Brotex • Brotorboat
A motorcycle with a side-cart, so two bros do not share a single bike seat. Seen in Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade, where Indy and his dad ride one out of the Nazi castle.
by Laurel_Storm July 28, 2009
Get the brotocycle mug.Noun -ger, Verb -ged, -ging
The action of doing something, or committing an action, that is awesome, often defying societal taboos.
The action of doing something, or committing an action, that is awesome, often defying societal taboos.
"I slapped a goat. I was brotorssshagging."
"Man, you sell Mexican midgets? You're such a brotorssshagger!"
"That guy was brotorssshagging when he directed those wicked zombie pornos."
"To brotorssshag is to sleep with cockroaches and enjoy it."
"Man, you sell Mexican midgets? You're such a brotorssshagger!"
"That guy was brotorssshagging when he directed those wicked zombie pornos."
"To brotorssshag is to sleep with cockroaches and enjoy it."
by The Brotorssshagger September 15, 2009
Get the Brotorssshag mug.by AtomicGreenbean August 13, 2011
Get the Brotoro mug.A female who has obviously had botox injections and therfore dresses younger than she is, to tragic results.
by Love Ninja August 13, 2009
Get the foxy botoxy mug.Wow look at that woman! She thinks her skin looks so young, but it's so obvious she's totally botoxicated!
by nekochan52 October 3, 2008
Get the botoxicated mug.