Backsplash protection

When one is on their way to excrete the devil from their bowels, you place a thin sheet of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl giving you backsplash protection

"I just dropped the motherlode in that toilet."

"I bet your ass got drowned in backsplash."

"Nah i used backsplash protection."

by xTimmins September 2, 2013

advanced protection

When more than one condom is used at a time. For example, using an entire box of condoms will make your dick look like a cocoon.

Girl: I won't have sex with you unless you wear two condoms.

Guy: Sure thing, I have advanced protection.

by ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyylmao June 1, 2016

assword protection

When you coat your laptop in your own shit to deter people from using it.

Tony's laptop had strong assword protection - he had smudged the mouse with a thick, plentiful wad of bowel butter so Jennifer couldnt access photos of him pounding her Mum's anus while she slept.

by Zonal K August 21, 2019

Protection

condom.

"hey nigga you brought protection?"
"yeah dude in case her parents find out"

by niggafuck August 11, 2016

Brotexting

When a bro overly and without cause continually texts another bro almost as if they were texting a female.

Yo kyle is always brotexting he constantly is trying to have long drawn out conversations with me if he didn't have a girfriend i would think he was trying to get with me.

by MFGriddles January 5, 2009

Bronnection

is having a connection with one of your friends who is a guy. If you have one it means you are very close(not gay).

Brooke:Are you and Josh gay?

JR:Nah, we just have a bronnection.

by TehPkmnMaster69mmm April 11, 2010

Brotesting

To join a close friend (mainly male) in protesting something just because he's your buddy.

"I didn't know you support a withdrawal from Iraq!"
"I don't, I'm just here because you are."
"So, you're just brotesting?"
"You got it."

by Kadyr October 18, 2008