A best friend that you never see. He's always hiding or just at home.
Named after the infamous best friend you never see,
Osama Bin Laden
Named after the infamous best friend you never see,
Osama Bin Laden
by BertiCoosBay December 13, 2010
Get the Brosama Bin Laden mug.The courageous and selfless Bro in the group that scouts ahead in bars, parties, clubs, etc. to scout out the talent (attractive females, girl to guy ration, and level of attractiveness) before the rest of the Bro's commit! One of the most important Bro-Jobs that a Bro could hold second to the ever revered wing man position. Happy Hunting Bro's
Bro1: Should we head into that club?
Bro2: Hmm.. Let me Broscout it first and make sure there's some good talent.
Bro2: Hmm.. Let me Broscout it first and make sure there's some good talent.
by Ian and Manny August 26, 2010
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"Dude, d'you think Ryne's brosary is gonna protect him from sharks?"
"Hell nah, he'll lose an arm or a board."
"Hell nah, he'll lose an arm or a board."
by Aleks Broskee December 18, 2008
Get the Brosary mug.A sarcastic term implying that the time tested, muscle building wealth of knowledge developed and utilized by successful, experienced bodybuilders is inferior to the continually shifting hypotheses of articulate, textbook-savvy 155lb. chemists with little or no real world first-person experience to substantiate their conclusions. The term "Broscience" is oft repeated on bodybuilding and fitness oriented internet forums in an attempt to demonstrate online dominance as a substitution for success in the arena of actual bodybuilding.
Professor Shnootgarten: What are you drinking there?
Tommy: Just a protein shake with some carbs; I need to get my 350 grams daily.
Professor Shnootgarten: According to the 30 pubmed studies that I’ve downloaded, any amount greater than 22.341 grams of protein post workout is superfluous for greater protein synthesis. Additionally, insulin spiking, if that’s your intended objective, is neither necessary nor helpful toward replenishing glycogen stores unless, of course, your focus is high rep, time under tension endurance tolerance rather than maximal load, low rep hypertrophy stimulation.
Tommy: Dude, over the last 8 years, I’ve gone from a 148 pound weakling to a 220 pound beast doing the same stuff that worked for my dad, and you’re a buck fifteen and have never actually seen the inside of a gym.
Professor Shnootgarten: Well, according to last year’s in-vitro study of skeletal-muscle glycogen phosphorylase done at the University of Stuttgart School of Bio-Organic Chemistry Deluxe...
Tommy: Spare me the science lesson Mr. Wizard; you’ll change your mind next week when new studies reveal the opposite conclusions. You can take your research and your weak pale self, and I’ll take the 500+lb.deadlift that I got with hard work and a little help from broscience.
Tommy: Just a protein shake with some carbs; I need to get my 350 grams daily.
Professor Shnootgarten: According to the 30 pubmed studies that I’ve downloaded, any amount greater than 22.341 grams of protein post workout is superfluous for greater protein synthesis. Additionally, insulin spiking, if that’s your intended objective, is neither necessary nor helpful toward replenishing glycogen stores unless, of course, your focus is high rep, time under tension endurance tolerance rather than maximal load, low rep hypertrophy stimulation.
Tommy: Dude, over the last 8 years, I’ve gone from a 148 pound weakling to a 220 pound beast doing the same stuff that worked for my dad, and you’re a buck fifteen and have never actually seen the inside of a gym.
Professor Shnootgarten: Well, according to last year’s in-vitro study of skeletal-muscle glycogen phosphorylase done at the University of Stuttgart School of Bio-Organic Chemistry Deluxe...
Tommy: Spare me the science lesson Mr. Wizard; you’ll change your mind next week when new studies reveal the opposite conclusions. You can take your research and your weak pale self, and I’ll take the 500+lb.deadlift that I got with hard work and a little help from broscience.
by musclestudlackinganyirony September 7, 2009
Get the Broscience mug.It means to be a really bad runescape (or any game)addict. That means that you cannot even pretend to be a runescape(or any game) addict. You would like to get hooked on runescape(or any game) but you cant because you HAVE a life.
Guy:Hey man, I am addicted to runescape.
Other guy: No you're not you are too Broschh...
I am too broschh to be addicted to runescape.
Other guy: No you're not you are too Broschh...
I am too broschh to be addicted to runescape.
by SlayerYourFriend March 12, 2009
Get the Broschh mug.a down ass female with a personality and/or mentality similar to that of her male counterparts. A lady you can bro out with. A Badass chica who knows what's up and has your back. A low-to-no drama down-home real woman who has ample confidence.
Gurl, thanks for grabbing my phone off the dance floor! You my bromacita! Thanks for telling those guys to fuck off, bromacita!
by jruestitch October 29, 2011
Get the Bromacita mug."I had a party this weekend and one of my friends invited a bro. This bro invited his bro friends and they invited even more bros and the party broscalated from there.
by Mavriked June 1, 2013
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