Broner

Is a term used to describe a situation where two guys get shitfaced, pass out in the same bed, and at some point end up spooning, and upon waking up realize the big spoon has a boner and it’s poking his bro.

I was talking to Austin this morning and apparently he and Otto had quite a night. Apparently, they got completely fucking hammered, passed out, spooned, which Austin was the little spoon, and woke up to Otto having a Broner. I said what the fuck is a Broner, and Austin said it’s when your bro gets a boner and the throbbing member ends up touching you in some capacity. Hopefully they don’t strike up a Bunghole Bromance.

by Tee Cee Deez March 18, 2020

Lady Broner

When a girl has a crush on and/or wants to bone her male friend ("bro"). Often, the girl is considered "one of the guys" and is deeply rooted in the friend zone. Lady broners are usually unsatisfying and may result in late nights alone, self-loathing, and bitterness.

Girl 1: It's great that you and Herp are such good friends.

Girl 2: Yeah, except for the fact that I have a massive lady broner for him.

Girl 1: You are fucked.

by oogenshnagen May 24, 2012

Bronks Bidet

When you have your underpants pulled down and your ass put up to a water fountain. Commonly used in Bronks, Minnesota by Spooky Tony Tofu.

"Remember when we used to beat you up in the schoolyard and pull your underpants down."

"Yeah, well, No I don't remember that, actually"

"Yeah then we'd put you up to the water fountain and tell you it was a Bronks Bidet"

by Ravioli Trombone July 18, 2017

Broned

The act of getting together with your boys, getting stoned, and simultaneously (or in succession) getting boned.

The lads and I got together last night and got broned.

by LeVirtuous May 30, 2019

Bronk

When something is really broken

I can't come out today. The cars bronk

by MrSidebottom June 26, 2018

Broner

The accidental erection, or boner, induced by a male friend.

Oh shit, we gotta stop wrestling, i'm getting a broner.

by McCullo January 28, 2009

broner

A slang term used to explain the phenomenon during which a fiercly heterosexual male achieves an erection (or, "boner") for or while in the company of one of his male friends (or, "bros"). This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities, particularly those which include feats of strength or displays of hyper-masculinity. Upon achieving a broner, the man in question is often known to exclaim, "dude, suck that shit!" or "meet me in the shower."

The way you creamed that linebacker gave me a total broner.

by Delongpre Dannon February 7, 2007