Brostard

A short person who wears specs and stabs a bro in the back by dating the girl he was supposed to help the bro get

Bro1: hey look there is Saadi!!
Bro2: no man thats a Brostard

by Omer Mirza July 10, 2012

Broast

1.) To prepare food using a cooking process that combines broiling and roasting.
2.) When you roast someone so hard you go past the normal burn realm.

1.) I broasted a chicken for dinner.
2.) I totally broasted Jack when I told him "your family tree is a cactus, because everyone in it is a prick."

by BurnMaster500 May 20, 2016

brosted

When Someone gets brosted it means if one of ya bros roasts you

YOOO Bro He Just Got Brosted

by antoniodubzz June 25, 2020

Brestillicate

A type of cancer, breast cancer but worse , only affects female genders

the lady died of Brestillicate.

by Gravy & Mustard VA April 18, 2022

Broentine

Like a Valentine, but with your bro.

Will you be me broentine?

by Poiuytas January 25, 2013

brestaurant

1. A restaurant such as Hooters where scantily clad waitresses have their frontal assets on display, tits on a tray if you will.

2. A local nosh house, preferably of the dive variety, where a well-endowed serving wench is want to lean suggestively over your food. See motorboating.

3. A meal meat market.

After Dave came out, his dad tool him to a brestaurant to show him the error of his ways.

by debacle Shokker May 12, 2008

Brostitute

Men who engage in non-sexual relationships with other men for money.

From the documentary Brostitute with Tim Roth

This documentary takes a closer look at the seedy world of brostitution and brostitutes. This film digs deeper than any other film has when it comes to this secret world of bro-on-bro non-sexual love for profit.

I'm new in this town and I have this huge plasma TV to watch the 'big game,' but I don't know anyone yet. I don't want to watch it alone so I hired a brostitute or two to come over and just 'hang.'

See FunnyOrDie.com/m/4526

by The REAL Bambino September 6, 2010