Bro job

When you give your closest friend(preferably a male) a blowjob, but not in a gay way. In order to give a bro job, you need to say, "no homo" five minutes prior the act, or five minutes after it.

Bro- I feel like a deflated balloon, man.
Me- I can blow you back up, bro!
Bro- Isn't that kinda gay?
Me- I'll say, "No homo AFTER the Bro job."

by TechnicalDiffi6 February 22, 2018

Bro-job

Non-gay oral sex between bros. Usually after a few drinks and a lack of normal female attention. You should try it.

"Dude did you hear about that sweet bro-job that Justin gave to Zach?"

"Yeah it was like totally cool....I guess....fml".

by broseph15 August 21, 2011

bro-job

A bro-job is the sucking-off a buddy gives you when you just HAVE to squirt a load.

I give beaucoup bro-jobs to other cadets here at the Academy!

by eda-skip July 7, 2022

bro job

The act of one BRO giving another BRO oral pleasure.
*The agbro usually being the reciever in these types of bromantic activities.

Justin told me lastnight at Poison Girl, that Stacy gives the greatest BRO JOBS.

by Turtle Taint December 31, 2006

Bro job

When bromance goes just a little bit too far.

"Sorry about the bro job last night. Let's just not talk about it."

by Mr Gronk November 27, 2012

bro job

How an Asian says "blow job".

Hae Chung Wu: "Did she suck your dick rast night?"

Sai Oon Kim: "No, I didn't get no bro job."

by brooboobs February 23, 2009

bro job

When a coworker is infatuated with another coworkers penis. He stares at it all day. He will curiously ask how big it is, if you have foreskin, do you cum a lot, etc. Soon he will ask to give you a blow job at work.

Vargass: “Dood how big is your dick?”
Coworker: “WTF?”
Vargass: “c’mon man let me suck it… it's called a Bro Job... no homo of course.”

by spanky meat loaf August 14, 2016