Killdo

A dildo that's got a hidden weapon inside.

Ryan: "Bro, did you hear what happened to Mikey?"
Rick: "Yeah, I heard his Tinder hookup stabbed with a killdo."

by gangry August 31, 2015

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Bro-job

When one bro gives fellatio to another. Just bros being bros, hanging out, being dudes.

Mike: "Man, I'm so down about Megan breaking up with me."
Josh: "I'm sorry, buddy, would a bro-job make you feel better?"

by gangry August 31, 2015

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Old Lady: "You young ladies look like such good friends."
Lisa: "Thanks, ma'am, but we're not just gal pals, we're dating."

by gangry August 31, 2015

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