Basketballing

A sex act in which the man goes “balls deep” in a woman’s anus until his entire dick has disappeared. Extra points for a dunk on the first try.

Clayton: Dude I was basketballing Stacy last night.

Karsten: She lets anyone basketball her bro, she a ho.

Basketballing by KarstensMomIsStacy November 5, 2019

St. John's Basketball 

Storied men's basketball program of St. John's University in Jamaica, Queens, NY. Home of Lavinwood.

Head Coach: Steve Lavin

2011: #3 Recruiting Class in Nation

Joe: St. John's basketball is rocking the Garden!

John: Yeah, not like those Cuse posers from the middle of no where.

Joe: The Red Storm is New York City's team!!

St. John's Basketball by stjjjj August 1, 2011

Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketball 

A phrase you say when somebody performs an action improperly or botches a situation.

The phrase originates from New Zealand.

Connor went to kick the rugby ball down the field but it went off the side of his foot and straight out of bounds, after which his coach muttered, "Like a monkey having sex with a basketball."

Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketball by RedBeard53 July 13, 2011

Basketball People 

A euphemism for the N word (n*gger). Primarily used in political contexts when discussing issues like crime or affirmative action (legal racism). It is still an offensive word and its use should be avoided in formal or public contexts. This term was derived from the fact that many Blacks play basketball and receive college scholarships due to their talent in the sport.

Joe: Some asshole broke into my house last night and stole my MacBook!
Tim: Must be those basketball people.
Joe: Yeah, I think it's time to get a home security system.

Basketball People by Four Loko Frat Guy July 26, 2023

basketball pussy 

Sometimes known as a gunt, but pronounced enough to look like a Wilson attached to a vagina. Does not bounce true from in the paint.

She wasn't pregnant, but the basketball pussy was enough to keep the fellas from asking for a dance.

basketball pussy by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

brasketball 

the act of throwing a small piece of something into a girl's bra when she is wearing a low cut shirt.
A common game played among friends.

I shot 60% in brasketball today. Andrea didn't know what was going on.

brasketball by Stik E December 7, 2007

Basketball face 

The face someone makes after being hit in the nose with a basketball. Usually occurs when one is not paying attention during a game or a bad pass is thrown. Bloody nose and watery eyes are common

Guy 1:Did you see Bill fucking off on the court and get basketball face?
Guy 2:Yeah, what an asshole.

Basketball face by Cletus B Delicious May 17, 2011