braingina

What you fuck when you blow someone's mind.

"That bongload just fucked my braingina."

by Shady Logic October 14, 2007

braincap

A hat especially any kind of one that makes you look smart and serious.

Don't forget to wear your braincap!

by Type2GenomeManiac June 8, 2017

Branching Out

Doing your thing or having a moment

Michael-That’s sooo cool Rachel-Ya I’m branching out bro

by MikeDamiobi4 February 3, 2018

Branching Cluster Fuck

A given task that seems straightforward and minor cluster fucked at first. But as the requirements to do the task are gathered, each sub-requirement is found to be a cluster fuck in and of itself and requires it's own set of tasks and sub-sub-requirements to fix. And more so down the line

A continually clustering cluster of cluster fucks...Or, Branching Cluster Fuck.

Have you seen the new change management process? I have to put in a request for change, then send that to 2 managers to approve, then it comes back to me and I have to then contact the group that will put the change in and get their approval. then that comes back to me and I have to get those 2 managers to approve AGAIN...And only THEN do I sit on a weekly meeting to have the change management admins give their final approval?! I mean, how much of a branching cluster fuck can you get!!??

by Namuna June 16, 2011

brainwank

The act of producing and communicating (in speech or writing) entirely expendable, untenable, unrealistic, baseless and often complacent ideas on all sorts of topics.

A: Have you by any chance read Erich von Daeniken’s ´Chariots of the Gods`, in which he claims the tomb of Mayan king Pakal actually depicts an astronaut in his spaceship?
B: Yeah, man. Daeniken clearly is the Charlie Sheen of brainwanking.

by john.bender59 October 23, 2011

braining

When a man takes his nut sack gym bag and places it as close to the face of a sleeping victim as possible. A picture is then taken with the balls/victim in the same photo.

Chris fell asleep, so I brained him.

Braining is fun, but my nuts get camera shy.

by Amber June 1, 2004

Braining

Using the thing inside the upbeat bones in ur body

I am braining rn

by Danielle______________________ December 26, 2018