Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriend

An individual that you have a crush on and you creep on in the cafeteria. The Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriend cannot know that you're crushing on them.

Damn my cafeteria girlfriend/boyfriend is looking good at the salad bar today!

by Cafeteria October 24, 2008

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Paranoia

The type of paranoia when you think that things are connected to your girlfriend/boyfriend. You may think that your girlfriend/boyfriend is standing right next to you, or watching you while you are doing something embarrassing.

Jack: "Dude, i think i have girlfriend/boyfriend paranoia, i always think that Samantha is watching me for some reason!"
Daniel: "Damn... that sucks, i remember having that with Katie."

Lauren: "OMG!! THIS IS SOO WEIRD!"
Jessica: "Whats wrong!?"
Lauren: "Ok, this may sound weird, but i think i have girlfriend/boyfriend paranoia!
Jessica: "Whats that?"
Lauren: "Its when you think your boyfriend is watching you."
Jessica: "Oh, that must be scary"

by Bbro3 July 25, 2009

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Stuff

Things you would ask a Boyfriend/Girlfriend to do that nobody else would do (doing laundry,bringing food to your job,something involving your parents, etc). This could also be used to see if a guy/girl is commited enough towards you to be considered a girlfriend/boyfriend

guy 1:I asked my sister to bring me some mcdonalds on my break and she said no
guy 2:No shit stupid thats girlfriend/boyfriend stuff

by Ru! March 6, 2010

speed bump girlfriend/ boyfriend

(n.) A short-term girlfriend or boyfriend; often acquired because the two just want a girlfriend or boyfriend, not because the two actually have a connection; speed bump partners are often teenagers (maybe as young as 13 years of age); a speed bump partner may be acquired just for shock value, e.g. to impress someone; a speed bump partner may also be acquired because he or she has something attractive to another person that should matter minimally in a relationship, e.g. a lot of money.

The term "speed bump girlfriend" or "speed bump boyfriend" gets its name from the idea that he or she works somewhat like a speed bump: it needs to be passed and will come and go quickly.

Speed bump girlfriend/ boyfriend in action:

Speaker 1: Tommy just got his first girlfriend.

Speaker 2: And Tommy is how old...?

Speaker 1: 13.

Speaker 2: She is probably just a speed bump girlfriend.

by ihmsf October 25, 2009

Girlfriend-Boyfriend with Benefits

When you and him/her are practically exclusive and fucking however there's no labels. You consider yourself not single but not in a relationship however you have your eyes only on a particular person, where sexual urges happen.

Charles described Brianne and Carson's relationship a Girlfriend-Boyfriend with Benefits because they both are interested in each other but are not ready to commit to each other yet.

by Hwah Yeah April 3, 2020

Girlfriend kisses boyfriend day

Girlfriend has to kiss boyfriend on October 23

Karen why did u kiss James.Because its October 23 its national girlfriend kisses boyfriend day.

by Bot6969 October 23, 2019

National get a Girlfriend/Boyfriend day

National: GET A girlfriend/boyfriend DAY
You gotta ask out your crush or get with

someone for the day

Example: This is how National get a Girlfriend/Boyfriend day works!
Camille: "Hey Kai want to be my boyfriend for the day?"
Kai: "Sure bro"

by ジョーイ May 21, 2021