sober birthday

A sober birthday is the day that marks the end of a person’s addiction. Some individuals will use the last day that he or she used drugs to mark his or her sober birthday, or the day after the last time they used.

Most of all, a sobriety birthday (also known as a sobriety anniversary, sober anniversary, recovery anniversary, or sobriety milestone) also serves as a reminder of the progress you've made, and the new life an addict has chosen for themselves.

It’s my sober birthday today and I’ve been 12 years clean. I’m going to go out with my friends and have a nice meal and mocktails.

by Sickomonster November 6, 2022

berthanette

berthanette is a scary old grouch. run away from her as fast as you can. she lives somewhere in the german mountains.

person 1: something is coming towards us!! it looks like a boulder.

person 2: no, it’s berthanette!!! RUN!!

by the 4 babes June 12, 2019

Ass Birth

Taking a Giant shit that is followed by a bloody discharge

I just gave ass birth to something that looked like Bill Cosby

by abe fromen May 11, 2011

Birth Lottery

The Idea that a person's quality of life is determined at birth. His/her life is all dependent on race, region, religion, sex, and genetics.

Tommy: Did you hear about that Paki kid that was forced into marriage at 10?
John: Poor girl lost the birth lottery.

by Sazuri May 15, 2018

Cupcake Birthday

Noun: The day to celebrate one's half birthday. If on your birthday you receive cake, on your half birthday you should receive a cupcake.

Person One: Today my son turns 2-1/2 years old.
Peron Two: Yay that's his Cupcake Birthday!

by guysm1ley November 29, 2020

European Birth Control

Synonym for anal intercourse.

Claudette wasn't into taking the pill or using condoms, so she opted for European Birth Control... w00t!

by Dentura Hogfloss June 24, 2008

wide berth

To avoid something / someone. Steer clear or shun. Originally nautical term.

I've been giving her a wide berth since Friday night.

by weeCALIgreenBum December 21, 2013