BrockTurnered

RAPED.

"Ladies, make sure you stay in groups when clubbing so you don't get Brockturnered out there."

"That car dealership really brockturnered me on the price of my new ride."

by WickedA September 4, 2016

brocktoon

1. The nickname granted to Mr. Belvedere by his fans.
2. A smelly physics student.
3. A sexual manuever involving 3 people, a bunk bed and ice cubes.

I should want to cook brocktoon a simple meal, but I shouldn't want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.

by cheech July 20, 2004

Brocket 99

"Brocket 99" is the name of an underground radio station spoof recorded on cassette tape in 1986. Produced by radio deejays in Lethbridge Alberta, the show garnered regional, national and limited notoriety beyond Canada's borders by word of mouth in the twenty-three years since it first started to circulate. It was never intended for a mass audience but eventually took on a life of its own, running the gamut of emotional reaction; some see it as harmless idiocy, while others believe it was a deliberate case of targeted "racism" because of the stereotypical humor at the expense of the North American aboriginal. Websites and various spinoffs have surfaced over years dedicated to perpetuating the urban legend. Some see it as a reflection of the racist nature of Canadian society, while others don't understand why some people can't take a joke. Love it or hate it, it is a program that may have long-reaching value as a tool to initiate dialogue.

brockett, parody, racism, comedy, brocket 99

by dirtchute September 16, 2009

Brock samson

The cigarette-smoking, muscle-bound, mullet-headed bodygaurd of the Venture Family, known for extreme acts of violence

Brock Samson just killed 88 people with his pinky finger!

by Alex Rogers March 23, 2005

brocktard

Someone who is involved in helping badgers but for some reason (possibly due to lack of sleep) has become mentally unfocussed.

Mark: "did you hear about Simon this morning? he reversed his car into a ditch and had to wake loads of people up to get out"
Alice: "what a brocktard."

by brock boy September 27, 2013

Brocked

An Airforce term (orig Royal New Zealand Airforce No.5 SQN) whereby another aircrew member underhandedly and surreptitiously takes your allocated flying from you.

Weren't you meant to be flying today? No, I got brocked by Jimmy.....

by flyingkiwi July 31, 2011

brockolivo

The running for political office by any unqualified meathead/former sports player, hoping to win on his sports glory alone. Named after Brock Olivo, the unsuccessful Republican Congressional candidate for Missouri's 9th District who never voted.

Did you hear about the new guy running for Congress? He's another brockolivo.

by MizzouDem September 4, 2009