My bones!

An exclamation for surprise, shock, or pain (either physical or otherwise). Can also be repeated in various rhythms to form songs to further emphasise the effect.

"My bones!" - After getting beaten on a poker hand

"My bones!" - After missing an open goal

"My bones!" - After finding your wife in bed with your boss

"My bones!" - After literally breaking one of your bones

"My bones, my bones, my bones my bones my bones, my bones my bones my bones my bones, my bones, my bones my bones, my bones..." - To the tune of "High ho" from Snow White

by Jankulovski March 20, 2009

bonesprocket

(noun) a term used in common conversation to politely describe an annoying situation; more commonly used as a term to describe an annoyingly shallow or obtuse person.

"We went totally insane over that bonesprocket of a polka concert at our school yesterday."

"Don't you think Gary was being a complete bonesprocket during the movie last night?"

by Michael Dentico April 28, 2008

Vatican bones

A metaphor for secrets.

His lifelong predatory behavior, like the Vatican bones recently discovered in an ossuary, was entirely unknown until recently.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2019

Porn without bones

Serious disappointment

Tacos without cheese,is like porn without bones!

by Jimmy Callback November 9, 2019

Bag of bones

A plastic grocery sack filled with cans of beer.

I don't want to bring my whole case to the pregame, I'll just pack a bag of bones!

by NightHawk923 January 14, 2017

QuincyK till my bones decay.

we hate quincies ☠️☠️🙏😀🙏🙏🙏🙏🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯👿😀🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🆙

"have you heard of TYPE://SOUL ? its the best game ever!! i went quincy and its so fun!"
"kill yourself quigger, QuincyK till my bones decay."

by gugir July 13, 2023

roll the bones

casting dice, especially in craps.

It's your turn to roll the bones.

by Swarsfanatic May 14, 2005