Booker-Facing

When you act surprised when somebody tells you something you already learned via facebook stalking.

Guy 1: Hey man Lisa was just telling me about how she went to Cancun this summer.

Guy 2: Dude haven't you looked at her Cancun photo album like 9 times?

Guy 1: Yeah but I couldn't let her know that, so I was booker-facing like a boss

by Friendddd September 11, 2011

Bookey

British slang used to describe someone or something dodgy or in general a fucktard

Person 1: Why does Stormzy always say "Bookey?"
Person 2 : Coz the government is run by lizards

by unexpected dickthssss September 15, 2016

bookie

Another word for boo or someone you mess with , like alot or even your significant other

I love you soo much bookie.

Who mike , yea i like him that's my bookie.

by Carmaro March 23, 2017

bookie's biro

British. The state of the old man after multiple bouts of spirited fellatio - that is, chewed to fuck. Can lead to gangrene.

I came back from my weekend at Julie's with a cock like a bookie's biro.

by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007

Oudles and Boodles

An a extreme state of mind when you become so angry you go outside and scream at the clouds and throw handfuls of dogshit at random people. Common in Alaska

ARGH! I can't eat my vegtables when they are covered in gravy! Aunt Sarah you bitch-whore who cant cook, Oudles and Boodles !

by Bum Killa 101 April 15, 2009

Booklearning

Expressing sexual relations with a fellow aquaintance.

Tiffany has boys over in her dorm room to do some "booklearning."

by smalls89 February 5, 2010

booglesmop

when you are having long hard sex and your penis breaks

babe i just got a booglesmop

by weetrom June 5, 2020