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finger boogers

The booger like crumbs that are in a dirty keyboard.
I just cleaned the keyboard at work for the first time in 2 years and there were a ton of finger boogers in it... gross.
by Sentinel64 June 12, 2008
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Boogermite

A crunchy, stalagmite like booger that sticks to the roof of your nose and hurts when you press your nostril.
I was on a date last night, and halfway through dinner, I realized I had a boogermite. It was driving me crazy, so as soon as she went to the bathroom... I excavated it.
by Nacho Burris February 9, 2020
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Boogeratty

When you share your boogers with rats
Wagwan boogeratty let's watch the game.
by Msparkz_11 May 21, 2020
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Boogers 'N Cum

It's a South Park song. Tell Me, why did you look this up? What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
guy 1: " Have you seen the south park episode, 'you're not yelping'? "
guy 2 "yeah, i liked the song, Boogers 'n Cum"
by UnicornSpum June 4, 2020
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boogert

A ginger which plays fortnite and his dad owns a yellow car
Wow, he is such a boogerty boo
by OnlyFaxRightHere April 14, 2021
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sneaky boogers

The boogers that are left behind after blowing your nose. You can either still feel them or you are embarassed later when you find they're still there from someone else. You have to take your finger and scrape the size of your nose to catch it. The word is a take on the British phrase 'sneaky bugger'.booger, boogers, nose bogey, snot, nose, nasal archaeology, digging for gold, pick me a winner
I always have to blow my nose several times to make sure I don't have any sneaky boogers before going on air.
by joecoolthefool August 1, 2016
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moofty boogers

A slang term for the byproduct of the self cleaning vaginal oven, a moofty is a vagina, and a booger is a booger, people don't really talk about the moofty boogers but everyone has seen one.
Guy. "Dude have you seen Virginias oven lately?"

Other guy. "Yeah dude, moofty boogers to the max"

Alan. " omg did you see Sandi's undies on the bathroom floor?"

Steve. " yeah bro, moofty's for days!!!" moofty booty
by Moof moof May 30, 2016
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