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Bonsai

n. A new, extremely ugly and unfashinable type of shoe coming out, whose add spams everything, including this site. Its design is composed of a sandal, with the special trademark feature of a very furry sole. However, this causes a very unpleasant shoe, resembling a muppet after being skinned and fitted to a loser's foot. Only suited to wannabe pimps and hardcore lesbos.
Can also be used to describe something or someone, usually a woman, who has not shaved in a while, and so has accumulated an amassment of hideous hair.
John: Hey, so I saw Alicia took you up to her room last night! How'd it go?
Jack: Oh, it was a total let down...That woman's hairy as a BONSAI sandal! I couldn't even penetrate that junk!
John: Oh wow, that does sound horrible. Well at least she wasn't wearing Bonsai sandals!
Jack: Oh yeah, I would have killed myself.
by Heywhatsup February 5, 2008
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horizontal bonsai

When you are a drunken Swedish man and you can't quite remember the name of a sex position.
by SGNelson10 July 7, 2017
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Bonsai children

To tap into the burgeoning market of people who like children of specific size/shape/age ranges. Transposing age old bonsai techniques with modern surgery and brainwashing procedures.
by orlando November 27, 2004
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John Bonham Special

A meal, usually eaten at breakfast time, consisting of a quadruple vodka (four quadruple vodkas for the brave) and a ham sandwich. This was John Bonham's (led zeppelin drummer) last meal, hence the title. It can also be a verb as in "he John Bonham Specialed that ass, and now he's pukin'"
"I wanted to get hammered one morning so I had the John Bonham Special"

"I dared him to get a John Bonham special and he did"
by NBurrell December 28, 2007
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bonsai sandals

an advertisement found often on urban dictionary. you may see it right now. they are comfy. and for men and women apparently.
by Fraser_the_Lumberjack November 21, 2007
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bonsai penis

"She wasn't too impressed with my bonsai penis"
by W48 November 12, 2014
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bonsan

Bonsan is a mature boy with a great and caring heart. He loves any type of sports and adventures! Bonsan is very loyal and loving towards any of his girlfriends. He is that type of boy that would do anything to make his girl happy. He is also very, very attractive and beautiful. Any girl is lucky to have a Bonsan in her life!
Girl 1: Ugh i need a boyfriend.
Girl 2: Same gurl same.
Girl 3: Too bad for ya’ll i have a Bonsan in my life!
by JustALilGirlWithABigHeart March 16, 2019
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