Shaun Bonner

a simp

Shaun bonner is such a simp

by Rsdakilla January 29, 2020

shit bonner

when you get a bonner while taking a shit or before taking a shit.

while i was using the bathroom a got a shit bonner

by 102938475610293847561029384756 August 25, 2010

Seth Bonner

Seth Bonner is the living embodiment of happiness. When he smiles, one cannot resist smiling profusely and being filled with joy.

When Seth Bonner smiles, my head goes blank and instantly I can feel joy running through every inch of my body.

by kattaliciouskat April 17, 2015

Boner Swag

Boner Swag is the act of having a long and obvious erection shooting right through your shorts and getting up in front of your class with your shoulders held high and great confidence as your thunder cock is poking out.

Wendy: Gee whiz, Carly! Look at Chad’s boner!
Carly: Wow that is so cute. Look how confident he looks.
Brock: Yeahhhh Chad! That’s some EPIC BONER SWAG!

by Boner Swag Man October 4, 2021

Boner Shits

When one suffers from the adverse side-effects (mostly bowel related) of Viagra.

Oh damn Clara, I have the boner shits.

by theface2277 July 20, 2013

Boner Shrinker

A woman that is ugly, bitchy, harpy, shrewish, or has any other unattractive characteristic that makes her sexually undesirable to a man. Said of a woman that temporarily kills sexual desire because of physical or personality traits that do not a man want to have her.

Joe: "Kate is a Boner Shrinker."
Alex: "Yeah, she ain't very pretty."
Joe: "Not just that, but she is a complete bitch. That is what I meant."

by skidale November 2, 2008

Bohner Scale

A scale to determine the hotness of a girl. Derived from the slang "boner" which was changed to bohner as an twist on the accents of people.

In the Bohner Scale, 120 is the hottest a girl can get. This means 120000 red blood cells per centimeter of dick tissue
60 is average
0-30 is BAD
negative numbers are so fucking bad, they make all the blood cells zoom out of your dick. the girl has to be HELLLAAA unbelievably ugly

person 1- " DAYUMMMMM Bob! look at that girl, shes definitely a 120 on the Bohner Scale"

person 2- "oh yeahhhh! she made my bohner shoot straight up man.

by coolkid10 April 24, 2009