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Bonerism

an inconvenient slip of the tongue (usually when you accidentally say something perverted)
Mary - "I was trying to tell him that I really appreciate his hard work, but what came out was that I really appreciate his hard wood."

Beth - "Bitch, you pulled a real bonerism on that shit."
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 4, 2006
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bonersmile

1.smile given when checking out a girl
2.face u get when u say hi to someone u get like
1."dude i seen u checking her out ,u got a big-ass bonersmile"
2."i think she likes me,she gave me a mean-old bonersmile"
by ssjcarlos1 March 18, 2011
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titty boners

Hard Nipples... that's all, just a retard way of saying that.
Do I really need one of these...

"When I slather her body with a stick of margarine she gets titty boners."
by fastcore June 11, 2008
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bonerstorm

Any sex act where there are many more males than females. This act is most commonly referred to as a gang bang.
Kevin, Slippy, stinky Hank and Pablo gave Frank's mom the bonerstorm last saturday. She was unable to walk until tuesday.
by Ricochet Jones August 19, 2006
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Bonershrinker

An person, place, or thing, that is so repulsive and unattractive, that it results in an immediate and complete loss of a boner upon visual perception. In extreme cases it is impossible to get quality wood ever again in the victims future.
KayLeigh is an extreme Bonershrinker.

Dude, don't look at that damn Bonershrinker, or your space needle will become a space noodle.
by Somewhiteguy1994 April 25, 2009
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bonersauce

1)noun: The outcome of a large mistake

2)noun: Jizz
When I flipped off my asian teacher I had so much bonersauce afterwords. 4 detentions (pshhhh if she was white she wouldn't care)

2) MY BONERSAUCE GOT ALL OVER YOUR FACE!!!!
by WhiteAsJizz8D March 18, 2011
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boners

To be pleased by something.

Traditionally the word for erection, "boners" has taken down the same path as the tits, developing a figurative meaning despite its more obvious origins.

"Boners" does not always connotate sexual interest.
"Wow guys I am all up in boners about this new movie coming out."

"Tom is boners about his new car."

"Danny popped like five boners over the idea of spending the winter in Hawaii."
by Prang November 7, 2004
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