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Blorch

To exhibit the symptoms of food poisoning; vomiting, barfing, non-ability to write sketch comedy.
"Eating bad clams is a sure-fire way to make sure you spend the weekend blorching."
by Smith&Kenny September 26, 2011
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belorange

There once was a man with some time
Knew that like-ended words had some chime
He thought about orange
Came upwith belorange
Which means to force more words to rhyme.
I beloranged the word belorange
by Veleno August 25, 2004
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blorgenstein

an exclamation used in a time of distress and annoyance
My calculater broke....BLORGENSTEIN!!!
by mxb418 December 13, 2008
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blorg

Nauseated or feeling malaise. Combined derivative of blah and urgh.
by Keiran Halcyon October 5, 2004
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Blorridge

A combination of the words Bloody and Porridge. Describes the look and texture of ones excrement after a heavy drinking session the night before.
Damn, Tom drank so much Sambuca last night he's filled the toilet with Blorridge
by Bucca February 25, 2005
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blork

(noun)
1. an unsuccessful joke; a joke that doesn't result in laughter

2. a person who makes unsuccessful jokes; a person who is a meme

(verb)
1. to make an unsuccessful joke; to make a joke that doesn't result in laughter

NOTE: Sometimes blorks are funny because they are blorks, but not because the initial joke was funny.
(n1) Ella had the biggest blork in front of her boyfriend's parents; the room was totally silent.

The jokes about race at the Oscars were such blorks, don't you think?

(n2) Over the past couple years, Katy Perry has become a total blork.

(v1) Dude, I heard Becky blorked on live television!
by Maeva Block May 24, 2018
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blorb

A data structure similar to foobar used by an elite few computer programmers, but even more useful as it can stand in not only for data types, as foobar does, but also for entire files, file packages and concepts, making it one of the most versatile words in programming and the English language.

It's closest approximation in the English language might be thing.

There is also an onomatopoetic quality to blorb, as it is generally used in situations when the person is too slow and lethargical to come up with a more fitting description of the thing they are working on.
"Uh, let's see Ima make this file, call it... blorb.html.. it's gonna have this function blorb()... guess I better make a folder for all these... call it blorb."
by tesserackt April 7, 2016
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