Dressing Gown Bobber

A somewhat pleasurable "semi" derived from the relative freedom of wearing nothing but a dressing gown, which is all well and good. However, trying to make your way across the kitchen of a morning in front of friends and family whilst exhibiting an exaggerated bobbing motion from below the waist can subject you to a world of embarrassment.

The sun beaming in through the window as I read the paper and ate my toast this morning precipitated a semi at just the wrong moment. I had to walk past the mother in law with a serious dressing gown bobber!!

by R3ginald November 11, 2014

Bobbert

A Nickname for someone (anyone) named Robert, but only for those special enough to deserve to be called that. And Especially if you're cute !

'Hi Bobbert, how are you?"

by FallenAnjel July 8, 2010

bobbitise

verb, to cut off a man's genetalia. From John Wayne Bobbit, maimed by his wife in 1993.

"I was going to try shaving down there, but I was afraid of getting bobbitised!"

by sashamd March 22, 2005

bobbith

a a word meaning a person who is vertically challenged with severe mental retardation.
they also have a strange obsession with the
f-word.

sawyer calls himself bobbith jubely,
i guess he must be a bobbith if he call himself one?

by Stephen Otto July 15, 2008

Bobbatron

Nickname for an awesome girl

woah!! shes must be called bobbatron!

by Matchew!!!!! July 6, 2008

Bobbejaan

First name of African hooligan, Robert Gabriel Mugabe.
Usually, and affectionately, referred to "Bob" by his people. Note second name, Gabriel, after God's archangel. Mugabe is now considered Zimbabwe's fallen angel, or Satan Nyoka.

Bob (bobbejaan) Mugabe has really monkeyed with our country's economy and infrastructure. It's true, if those bobbejaans don't lose something, they'll assuredly break it.

"Bob's your uncle, and Sally's your aunt", refers to bobbejaan president and (deceased) first lady of the sub-Saharan dictatorship.

by Connochaetes taurinus February 16, 2010

bobbitization

To remove the sexual organ of a male human

His wife got so angry after he cheated on her that she committed a bobbitization.

by gigi q November 8, 2007