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Water Boarded

When girl flexes her pelvis and accidentally discharges her vaginal fluid on your face whilst being Drop Smeared
"Dude what happened to your face?!"

"I almost drowned earlier, this girl water boarded me."
by Marshmello73 December 15, 2011
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BarSe Fapper

A group of Singapore "bus enthusiasts" who makes regular love with buses with their gentleman's area, inconveniencing commuters after they leave their white mess behind in seats.
Barse fappers are at it again in Singapore...striking innocent buses...
by Singapore Buses May 10, 2020
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Boarder

Australian Definition (girls):

A school aged kid who attends boarding school. They are often stereotyped as being from wealthy families or from large farms. Although many boarders are from these situations, a great deal are also on financial bursaries, and academic/cultural/sport scholarships. Some are just from average families, and their parents have had to make many sacrifices to ensure that their children could receive an education far superior than their own.

Some Aussie kids go to boarding school because they live in remote areas or have poor schooling systems in their area. Many have completed Distance Education.

Boarders in regional boarding schools often affectionately call each other 'bogans' and often dress in trackies, singlets, flannies, thongs and ugg boots. They are world leaders when it comes to wearing their hair in 'messy buns'.

They often use slang and swearing, and are known to be scabs, always trying to get free food off anyone who's got it. They frequently buy fundraiser chocolates.

Socials between boarding schools, "Boarder's Bashes", are extremely popular.

As they enter the senior years, many are taken on leave by day girls to parties involving drugs, sex, alcohol, smokes, and not to mention a video camera to record everthing with. Some of the worst of these will boast of how much they threw up.

They have a terrible habit of 'killing' songs. This means that a girl will play one of the latest songs over and over on their stereo for weeks until everyone decides that they never want to hear it again. Or at least not for 18 months or so. At this moment "Boom Boom Pow" by the Black Eyed Peas is being slaughtered.

Generally they stick together, and are friendly towards one another. They are much more united than day girls,and sometimes day girl vs. boarder fights are ignited.

State of Origin is an important event,and they will passionately wear their maroon and blue to the Dining Hall for the themed Dinner, and then go back to the Common Room to watch the match. Much screaming occurs. (Note: best not to have parents of international students visit at this time. They are slightly scared of both the noise, and the creaking ceiling from the girls jumping up and down upstairs).

The majority of boarders will wear their Boarder status as a badge of pride.

I should know. I am one.
Cassie: So, you like private school?
Patricia: Yep, I love being a boarder!

Ella: Do I look like a bogan?
Kathryn: Yeah, you're a boarder, aren't you?
by Private School Girl July 16, 2009
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San Boardedwindow

A euphemism for the city of San Bernardino, California due to the fact that it is so run down that 2 out of every three windows are boarded up.
Three more businesses closed and were boarded up in San Boardedwindow today.
by pnistico August 20, 2010
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bourse

The first United States stock exchange, located in Philadelphia, PA. It is now a food court and a great place to buy Pocky.
Hey, have you been to the Bourse? I got some Pocky there: 4 packs for $2.25!
by Ravenwolf May 4, 2006
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barse

A running joke in the Singapore bus community...
...but there is this someone decides that this joke is taken too seriously and repeated it such that it gets annoying.

Barse is literally the fusion of bus and arse if you are still wondering btw.
Hey look! Its a Volvo B9TL Batch 4 Barse at Little India!
by jr2015contoso December 6, 2018
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Barsexual

College girls who make out with each other at a party for any of the following reasons: (1) They are being hit on by sketchy sketchy men (often stoners or past hook-ups) and they need a cute and permanent exit strategy, (2) the party is lame and they feel the need to entertain, (3) they are very very drunk, (4) they are convinced by horny men with cameras.
*If any of the following situations arise during your own barsexual display, you must either stop and leave the party immediately or enter the witness protection system the next day as those pictures will be going up on facebook whether you like it or not. Try to avoid situations where dirty, horny men are either cheering you on, telling you they don't believe you did it and asking to see it again, are counting the number of seconds you can make out for, or have convinced you that making out with her topless is the only way to do it.
"I was a little confused about those couple incidents at the beginning of the semester. I didn't know if that made me bisexual or just an attention whore. Now I know: I'm just a barsexual"
by i <3 fsc March 31, 2009
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