Audio blueballs

An emotional feeling you get moments after a song is turned off or changed before an amazing solo.

Dude my ipod died right before the guitar solo in sweet child o mine and i got audio blueballs!

by shawncm1 May 11, 2011

emotional blueballs

When your crush seems interested but shoots you down when you finally profess your love.

man 1: I thought she liked me but turns out I'm just a "friend".
man 2: Ouch.. You okay bro?
man 1: I'm alright, but I have a serious case of emotional blueballs.

by acatlin December 18, 2009

blueballs

a condition where your balls (testicles) ache. Occurs after a few days of abstinance or after being very sexually aroused for a period of time without coming to orgasm.

I've got blueballs today, I haven't blown a load in 5 days.

My live-in was just playin' with me last night; when I was ready to mount her she said no and went to sleep! I got sooo blueballed I jerked off on her back.

by Jake February 20, 2004

blueballing

to ditch, leave in the dust, break plans, hose, etc.

You totes blueballed me last night! Where were you?

by McCulloch Mailroom August 12, 2005

Blueraven

One who bans morons, and he who is cooler than the Xizer.

Blueraven owns Xizer

by rarg December 26, 2004

blueball sundae

A copious amount of warm, viscous, off-white, semi-translucent liquid shot onto somebody's Baskin Robbins Ice Cream and then covered with whipped topping. Usually served to persons without their prior knowledge or consent.

Did you girls enjoy your ice cream? Hope you liked my blueball sundae, dumb bitch!

by Blueball Sundae March 29, 2009

blueray

The word an old man uses to refer to the completely different wireless system protocol Bluetooth. When this happens is is not wise to show any sign of amusement or the old man will get increasingly angry, possibly causing his heart to give out. This will be preceded by a noticeable twitch of his mustache.

Old Man : "Your trying to hack the internet with BLUERAY!??!"

Guy: *stifles laugh*

Old Man: *mustache twitches angrily* grabs chest.

by Snifferdog February 22, 2009