Bottleneck

Computer-related definition: A part of your computer internals is slowing your entire system down.

Example of a Bottleneck: Your GPU is higher-end compared to your processor, but your processor isn't powerful enough and prevents your GPU from working at full potential. This is also known as bootlegging.

by The Elder Hobo October 22, 2013

bottlemasher

The bottle that you use to push fecal matter down the drain after shitting in the sink

“Hey Sydney, where do you keep your bottlemasher?”

by StraightAlex February 25, 2019

Water bottle

A fun word to use to start conversations and talks.

Water bottle
What ?
I was just bored and I wanted to talk to you
Oh ok how’s life

by Popo water bottle May 31, 2023

to bottle

To do well (football team) all season then blow it at the end. e.g. I see your team did a Derby County and bottled it again.

To Bottle. I see your team did a Derby County and bottled it again.

by Ram Boy August 26, 2015

South Dakota Bottle Rocket

A sexual term. Performing a South Dakota Bottle Rocket involves positioning the female on top of the upward facing male. The male then proceeds to masturbate with his thumb sticking out, allowing for mutual pleasure. Used in order to achieve orgasm without actual penetration.

My girlfriend's got syphilis. I don't want to catch it too, so I just give her the ol' South Dakota Bottle Rocket.

by G-man Fresh March 30, 2011

Bottler

In footballing terms the word bottler refers to a player who initially plays well but makes a huge mistake or lets the team down when it really matters. i.e missing a penalty, missing an easy chance, losing your temper and getting sent off.

You can also refer to football teams as bottlers. For example Aston Villa are well known as bottlers because they seem to always be in good form at the beginning of the season but towards the end they lose this form and end up missing out on Champions League football, despite looking like they could be the best side in the premiership at the beginning of the season.

Eugene Dadi is such a bottler, what an awful penalty that was.

Liverpool are such bottlers this season.

by Matalan March 25, 2010

Bottle heavy

Lots of alcohol at a party

"Ey homie, come thru, this party be active as fuck!"
Shits bottle heavy?
"Hell yeah, shots for days

by #fuckingstupid June 2, 2017