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Blottle

to be a member of a hot and steamy cat sex. and to have cat claws scratching at your back and thighs.
Today i was in a old lady's house and she had about 500 cats, so i decided to have a blottle with them and after i went home to see my girlfriend she asked why i had scratches all over my body, so i told her i had a blottle and she decided to join next time.
by take it to my blottle January 8, 2010
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bottled it

When someone decides to opt out of a rather nerve racking task, instead of just growing some gonads and doing it.
Mike "yeah, Matt was gonna go on Oblivion at Alton Towers, but he totally bottled it."

Mark "yaaaaaaaay, jellies!"

or

after witnessing his love interest deciding to give the rollercoaster a miss, Matt then asked the attendant "can I bottle it aswell?"
by Mirrorrim January 2, 2009
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bottle it

When you're on the verge of doing something awesome but back out at the last second or fail to accomplish your objectives due to cowardice.

Whether it's gaining a sizable lead during a Street Fighter match but ultimately losing or posting an inflamatory response on the forum then deleting it are two common examples of how to bottle it.

Also see bottler.
Oh my god, he's going to bottle it... BOTTLER!
by TheFunPolice May 14, 2005
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Hom Bottler

The excretion of fluids after a very large animal is removed from the rectum. Nasty stuff.
"Man, I heard about that gerbil incident a couple days ago"
"Yeah the worst part was the hom bottler"
by Hom Bottler March 28, 2015
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Bottle of smiles

"I'm starting this weekend off with a 'bottle of smiles' and a liter of Pepsi!"
by talk2me-JCH2 June 10, 2017
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bottle in front a me

I'm gonna go to the bar for a bottle in front a me frontal lobotomy! Means l plan to get so drunk you will think l had brain surgery.
I wish I had a bottle in front a me.
by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2020
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Water bottle rape

When someone flips a water bottle and another person swats it away.
1: I'm flipping this water bottle!
1: *flips water bottle*
2: *swats water bottle from air*
1: Did you just commit water bottle rape!?
2: Yes. Yes I did.
by PersonSomewhere. December 23, 2016
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