biothc

A very very bad spelling of bitch. Normally used during Facebook chats.

TeaJay: ur such a biothc
Craig: wtf is a biothc
TeaJay: oh, ooops, i speld bitch rong
Craig: uh, ya, you did.

by craigiecowman March 29, 2009

Blotneasna

Term to describe how it feels to wait to recieve a text. Usually happens during a long late night conversation with a girl or boy you like. This feeling is similar to being anxious but this word describes a teens feeling while texting.

Man: I shouldn't text this girl so much. I always end up with Blotneasna when she Dosent text back.
Friend: Same dude. That happens all the time to me!

by Bennetth June 7, 2016

Let Em' Bloghkum

A phrase created by Vlog Creations that means to "Beat up" or "Go ham on" and item or person.

Ross: *Holds up piñata* We're happy for both of them but will this new one break when he tries to ride it?

Cashier: no,you don't ride it,you hang it up for kids and "Let Em' Bloghkum"

by Ogg The Egg November 20, 2020

Bloch

When a person chokes on a penis while giving oral sex. Blow + Choke = Bloch

Dude I totally gave that chick a bloch last night.

by BSleepy June 13, 2010

blatherskite

A babbling, foolish person
nonsense blather
blthrskt (without vowels)
author blthrskt
Staten Island, NY

Blathering Blatherskite
From Ducktales, Fenton Crackshell accountant to Scrooge McDuck...always said this... then Gyro invented a robot, Gizmo Duck, and used a secret password to get the Gizmo Duck robot suit on the person who said the word "Blatherskite"...and in turn Fenton Crackshell became Gizmo Duck...whenever he said the secret password..."Blatherskite"...

by blthrskt April 29, 2009

Blotis

An adjective used to describe a woman who is beyond being morbidly obese. A Blotis can be identified by whether or not matter in close proximity to the woman is drawn inward due to her massive gravitational pull, quite similar to a Black Hole. If you see a Blotis in public, avoid her at all costs. Coming within the event horizon of a Blotis is fatal and there is no escape.

A Blotis has an overwhelming need to consume all matter in the universe.

A Blotis may be near-by if you can physically feel the ground trembling or there is a sudden rupture in the space-time continuum. In the event of such misfortune the best course of action is to find shelter in the nearest gym.

Avoid public places such as fast-food restaurants and theme parks, unless you with to study a Blotis in it's natural habitat.

It is speculated that when a Blotis absorbs a critical mass of matter she will become a super-massive Blotis, which would mark the worlds ending.

-At first she was morbidly obese, then the doctors started classifying her as a Blotis.

-Hey man watch out!
-Whoa! Thanks man, that Blotis almost got me.

-Mommy what is that Blotis doing outside our house?
-Stay away from the windows! I'm going to lock all the doors and call the cops. God help us.

by alfsdjkk May 22, 2013

blatherskite

A persn who is prone to speaking bullshit

He has some great insights, but he is such a 'blatherskite' that you never understand them, or know if he is just talking sheep dip.

by talk2me-JCH2 September 21, 2022