blorp 

First used in Mr. Natural Comix, circa 1968...the sound made when one ejaculates into another's mouth (in Mr. Natural's case, a Big Baby). Similar to the classic Batman onomotopoea's, such as "paff" "oof" or "spwack"...only, dirtier.
Blorp is indicative of not a thin, mealy stream of ejaculate, no...it suggests something grander, more substantial, like a massive snowball of cum.

Consider the following dialogue:

Robin: "Mrrrphhh!"
Batman: "Oh, oh shit...I'm gonna cum!"

*Blorp*

Robin: "Whillakers, Batman, that was quite a Bat-load!"

blorp by baby jane January 9, 2008

blowpop 

Refering to someone who think they are hard but really are not (hard on the outside, soft on the inside).

Look at this blowpop ass dude...

blowpop by Robersonnnn April 11, 2007

Blorp 

The sound that most closely approximates the way seals and penguins look. Can also be applied to narwhals, walruses &c.

Look at the blorp on that elephant seal. See how the penguins blorp.

Blorp by cybik November 18, 2011

Blowpop 

When a guy is face-fucking a girl so hard he cracks her jaw, which results in a popping noise. This is the ultimate way of showing a woman affection.

Wow, Johnny just blowpopped the fuck out of Ivonne, he must really have feelings for her!

Blowpop by swafflemonster November 30, 2009

Blowpop 

A blowjob given while the sucker has Poprocks in there mouth, acting as a stimulant and vibrator.

Dude, on the way back from the candy store she totally gave me a Blowpop!

Blowpop by Tittie Wizard October 24, 2011

Blormon

A black member of the Church of Latter Day Saints, also known as Mormonism. Blormons are a rare breed of Mormon, and exist despite the Church's former racist policies. Mitt Romney is NOT a Blormon, he is just a fuck up.

Gladys Knight is the only Blormon listed on the wikipedia page for Blormons that I've ever heard of!

Blormon by AliBaba! December 4, 2012

blorious 

Blorious: adjective: to receive a glorious blow job.

"Babe, that was blorious"

blorious by ShtrdOblivion June 25, 2014