by Jacob_99999986 May 12, 2008
Get the Blomkin mug.A city in Indiana, about sixty miles south of Indy, that is home to the last remaining population of liberals in the entire state, and also home to Indiana University. A fairly nice, clean town that seems contradictory to Gary and Indianapolils.
Unfortunatly, while a great place for liberals, Bloomington does have it's flaws. Gasoline here is an average of ten cents higher than the entire midwestern united states. I once drove from Bloomington to Denver and didn't see gas any more expensive than in Bloomington.
Also, due to the large population of collage students, traffic is a nightmare during the school year, and it's always better to drive around the south side of town than to cut through campus. In the summer, the students leave, traffic subsides, and the residents timidly emerge from the shelter of their houses and go back to their lives.
Unfortunatly, without collage students to worry about, the police department can focus all of their energy on going after residents, so don't expect to get away with anything while the students are gone.
Overall, I reccomend it if you already live in Indiana and want to get the fuck out of some shithole like Gary, but don't move here from any other state.
Unfortunatly, while a great place for liberals, Bloomington does have it's flaws. Gasoline here is an average of ten cents higher than the entire midwestern united states. I once drove from Bloomington to Denver and didn't see gas any more expensive than in Bloomington.
Also, due to the large population of collage students, traffic is a nightmare during the school year, and it's always better to drive around the south side of town than to cut through campus. In the summer, the students leave, traffic subsides, and the residents timidly emerge from the shelter of their houses and go back to their lives.
Unfortunatly, without collage students to worry about, the police department can focus all of their energy on going after residents, so don't expect to get away with anything while the students are gone.
Overall, I reccomend it if you already live in Indiana and want to get the fuck out of some shithole like Gary, but don't move here from any other state.
Resident 1: Dude, we should totally buy some health food and go smoke weed in the back of our VW Bus.
Resident 2: Dude, totally.
Resident 1: Totally, Bloomington is so groovy.
Resident 2: Dude, totally.
Resident 1: Totally, Bloomington is so groovy.
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by Steviepq October 9, 2007
Get the Bloomin' Onion mug.The act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit while eating a Bloomin' Onion from the Outback Steakhouse. Those three small successes equal the major one known as the 'Bloomin Blumpkin'. This is the pinnacle of achievement one can possibly attain during a lifetime. Nobel Prize winners hope to one day receive a Bloomin Blumpkin.
Sean: "You know Claire from LOST?"
Justin: "The Australian one, yeah shes pretty cute"
Sean: "I'd let her serve me a bloomin blumpkin!"
Justin: "If only! I could die a happy man after that"
Justin: "The Australian one, yeah shes pretty cute"
Sean: "I'd let her serve me a bloomin blumpkin!"
Justin: "If only! I could die a happy man after that"
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Get the Blomkin Royale mug.While sitting at the pool, Becky leaned forward for the skittle that she dropped and Johnny noticed her blooming fupa trying to escape out the side of her new 2 piece.
by @b3leo July 22, 2019
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Melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her raw and blooming knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose, whereupon she left a heavily-deposited reddish tinge of bitch-funk on my face.
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