blogger daddy

the person. man or woman. whom usually has a blog of their own. and convinces you to create 1 for yourself.

charlie suggested i create a blog of my own and in doing so became my blogger daddy.

by about a boy November 19, 2007

Blogger Hogger

A person who adds way too many comments to an article or a blog. This person's name comes up repeatedly on the comment list because they are constantly responding to others' comments or continue to add new comments of their own in the hopes that someone will engage them in a virtual conversation. A Blogger Hogger mistakenly thinks he or she is adding value to someone else's blog, but really nobody cares about what they have to say.

WTF?! "TofuKat69" has commented a total of 432 times. This Blogger Hogger has officially occupied this blog.

by Dashecrey April 15, 2012

night blogger

when people on tumblr question life
and really need to go to bed

a typical night blogger (1)

tumblr user1: "how do mermaids masturbate?"
tumblr user2: "its time to step away from the internet"

by tumblruser2coolforu October 6, 2012

I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative statement. Commonly used to clarify you are not an expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert, nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but you should use your turn signal more often.
I'm no jazz blogger, but that bartender over there is fucking ugly.
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

by elwags July 14, 2011

Freeway Blogger

An individual, usually mentally unstable, who spends time coming up with clever terms like "Chimpeach" to attempt to make half-baked political statements. Usually the individual lives off of inheritance while driving around in his truck placing silly signs everywhere. He typically suffers from delusions of grandeur as well as severe narcissism.

Guy: Hey, did you see that sign the Freeway Blogger put up?
Gal: I sure did.
Guy: Did it change your mind about impeaching the President?
Gal: No. It just made me realize there are people with too much time on their hands.

by Anonymous510 March 3, 2008

Freeway Blogger

A spineless narcissist who litters the California freeways with asinine political statements that reflect his severely fractured psyche. His inflated sense of importance and self worth are simply covers for his cowardly nature. Instead of standing by his signs, he chooses to avoid criticism by tucking his tail between his legs and scampering off.

The Freeway Blogger talks a big game, but everyone knows he's a cowardly pussy.

by JackSilver March 13, 2008

gutter blogger

A member of the blogging niche that writes, reads, and discusses topics related to relationships, sex, kink, sexual perversity. Basically, really enjoys talking about… fucking.

I follow a few gutter bloggers, they really helped me spice things up in our bedroom!

- Have you read Dave's latest post?
- No, I'm at work, and he's a gutter blogger - definitely NSFW! I'll check it out in the evening.

by India Sapio December 9, 2012