blagged

Frequently used in Britain and some other English speaking countries, to mean:

1. Trickery to obtain something vital or dear to someone, especially information.

2. Thieving, stealing.

3. Getting something in a cheeky, harmless way.

1. Gordon had his personal information blagged, and before he knew it, his bank account was cleared out.

2. The scumbags blagged themselves everything from televisions to trainers during the riots. One guy even looted some Immodium, after an earlier break-in at Nandos.

3. Stephanie blagged herself a free drink by flashing some healthy cleavage to the barman, shaking her cute, tight arse as she walked away.

by NaughtySteph September 10, 2011

The Freeway Blogger

A coward in the strongest sense of the word, this feeble minded pantywaist attempts to drum up support for his laughable ideology through the use of unintelligent and silly hand made signs. This mental lightweight scampers around the freeways of California, quickly places his ridiculous signs up, then scurries away so as not to face any criticism. Both his mental capacity and sexuality are in question. He exemplifies what it is to be a giant pussy.

The Freeway Blogger puts up signs in the same way that my dog licks its testicles - normal people are thankful that they have more intelligence than that. He also takes it in the pooper.

by ScarlettPussyman1 March 25, 2008

bloggadocio

excessive boasting on one's blog about sexual exploits, financial coups, out-badassing and/or snooty smart brainiac triumphs.

I stopped reading when he got to the pussy magnet shit...
just more bloggadocio.

by cisco djidd June 19, 2009

The Freeway Blogger

A troublesome California hippie with way too much time on his hands. He uses his ample inheritance to create signs with nonsensical loony messages in the hopes of boosting his low self esteem. Despite his trekking around the freeways of California, he still manages to maintain his gut and his man-boobs. He also takes it in the dumper.

I saw a sign posted by the Freeway Blogger the other day and it made me think "wow, there really are some idiots in this world".

by Freewayblogger1 October 17, 2008

bogged

In trading and investing: A state in which one's trades go so poorly as to be explainable only by the intervention of an omniscient and likely malevolent entity. Presumably, Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff.

Trader: I shorted bitcoin @ $6500 dollars then it instantly went to $8000. In my panic, I closed my short and opened a long then it immediately went down to $7500 in a span of 5 minutes. I literally got bogged.

by raizumaraiz May 26, 2018

bloggers

Hack writers who, although experts at nothing, feel compelled to share their opinions about everything, often rambling and oversimplifying complex subjects to satisfy an audience of fellow hacks, pseudo-scientists and snobs. Bloggers, while purportedly good at writing, are actually guilty of some of the Internet's worst grammatical atrocities and misspellings. In this sense, they are similar to reporters and journalists, who are also supposed to be proficient at basic writing skills. Many bloggers are very self-indulgent with their topics, often claiming expertise far beyond their education, in order to appear intellectual, stimulating, clever, unique or nonconformist. However, in reality, most blogs are simply online forums for poorly-reasoned opinions. Bloggers, who feel they are contributing something to the world, are actually quite useless. For this reason, they have created their own world, called the blogosphere, which defies the laws of logic, common sense, and humility. As a side note, bloggers see themselves as Internet heroes and are therefore usually very proud of their writing, so they may become quite aggressive if a reader comments unfavorably on a post.

Kids, you can be anything you want to be when you grow up as long as you don't want to become bloggers.

by astro_man23 May 14, 2011

Freeway Blogger

A fat, cowardly pussy who spends his time putting up stupid signs that no one cares about. This unintelligent Californian feels he is doing a patriotic deed, but considering his signs obviously don't create any change, he's just wasting his time. He also spends time in bathhouses, most likely taking it up the pooper.

The Freeway Blogger is nothing but a spineless little bitch. He runs from his signs with his tail tucked nicely between his fat legs.

by ScarlettPussyman March 23, 2008